Champion Dung Spreader Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Two verses, to the tune of Bleak Midwinter: In the bleak midwinter otib morale is low Several punters moa-ning "Lee John-son must go" A few a-way games com-ing and we're full of woe We must count our blessings though it's hard I know Reasons to be cheerful not many on show At least we're not Bristol Ro-vers and we got Hordur's throw The Lansdown stand, Thatchers Gold and statue of Atye-o Plus we got Never to the Dark Side and John Pembo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Midlands Robin Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Ah, Christmas carol time. To the tune of Away in a manger. Away up in Horfield A tent for a stand A penniless owner Has no new ground planned The fans all so faithful Don't know what to do So they all visit Santa In his portaloo The attendances lower The figures they hide All empty stands As they all stand outside Thank god for the sprinklers That water the grass Championship ready? Are they, my ass !!!! Merry Xmas everyone and COYR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 How about another. (To the tune of 'do they know its Christmas?) Its match day And every horse will be afraid Its match day A million fans with tickets paid There's a world outside of Bedminster And its a world of dread and fear When conference standard football Has them crying in their beer. And there won't be fans in the home stands this Christmas time The greatest gift they get's a canopy And Higgs won't take the blame Cause everyday's the same Well tonight thank god its them instead of me. Laugh at gasheads Let them know there's still a gap Laugh at gasheads Shit ground, no fans, the football's crap Laugh at gasheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 17 hours ago, Champion Dung Spreader said: Two verses, to the tune of Bleak Midwinter: In the bleak midwinter otib morale is low Several punters moa-ning "Lee John-son must go" A few a-way games com-ing and we're full of woe We must count our blessings though it's hard I know Reasons to be cheerful not many on show At least we're not Bristol Ro-vers and we got Hordur's throw The Lansdown stand, Thatchers Gold and statue of Atye-o Plus we got Never to the Dark Side and John Pembo John Pembo ? Not for long. Enjoy him while you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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