where's the joy Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 now you can't get into this side if you are under six foot and all team talks will be conducted by Little Lee from a step ladder any players may be asked to appear for the Rugby team from time to time formation to be 3-1-6. midfield to be ignored except when defending (new word) Long ball to used at all times. Gerry Francis, Devon White and Geoff Twentyman to be invited to advise on hoof ball Lucic, 6'4" Little, 6' 1" Flint 6' 5" Magnusson 6' 3" Pack 6' O'Dowda 6' 1" Hegeler 6' 4" Duric 6' 6" Abraham 6' 3" Wilbraham 6' 3" Engval 6' 1" all players under 6' to be loaned out to speed their development and 'growth' for the future and to sleep with their feet in compost. Taylor Moore to return when he has grown another inch. Tomlin can't get any taller so is to go onto a Billy Wedlock diet of pies and pies to become over 6' round the waist. coming to a pitch near you this new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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where's the joy Posted January 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 rumours that helmut von smallperson has just been signed are not true as he doesn't it our 11 pillars strategy (recently upped from 5) at all well on the other hand i confirm that interest in the Norwegian international Chris Mastre are true, although we may have to wait until the 4th window (on the advent calendar) for him scouts have been checking out Teli Grafpole of Czech origin but recently seen in Gdansk. good in the air but a tad immobile john Fashanu has been spotted at the Avon Gorge Hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Bring back Stefan "the giraffe" Maierhofer! On another note, Callum O'Dowda doesn't look that tall does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: On another note, Callum O'Dowda doesn't look that tall does he? True. But he cost a small fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where's the joy Posted January 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 news just in by telegram Mikey oatree has handed in a transfer request at Nottm Forest citing irreconcilable differences with the squad's attitude to his height. could he be a winner for us in a 4 by 2 formation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 18 hours ago, where's the joy said: now you can't get into this side if you are under six foot and all team talks will be conducted by Little Lee from a step ladder any players may be asked to appear for the Rugby team from time to time formation to be 3-1-6. midfield to be ignored except when defending (new word) Long ball to used at all times. Gerry Francis, Devon White and Geoff Twentyman to be invited to advise on hoof ball Lucic, 6'4" Little, 6' 1" Flint 6' 5" Magnusson 6' 3" Pack 6' O'Dowda 6' 1" Hegeler 6' 4" Duric 6' 6" Abraham 6' 3" Wilbraham 6' 3" Engval 6' 1" all players under 6' to be loaned out to speed their development and 'growth' for the future and to sleep with their feet in compost. Taylor Moore to return when he has grown another inch. Tomlin can't get any taller so is to go onto a Billy Wedlock diet of pies and pies to become over 6' round the waist. coming to a pitch near you this new year. Think you mean the Flyers basketball fella. None of them need jump to do a slam dunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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