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What height would you like our new manager to be?


CyderInACan

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1 minute ago, Spoons said:

Hilarious, you must have been up all night thinking of this thread title. 

Yup. It consumes my every waking hour. 

Problem is, too small and he (or she) will get berated for migetry. Too tall and they'll be a giant. It's just elf and safety gone mad. 

 

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Rather than a height based recruitment strategy, I think the amount of 'bouncing' the crowd is required to do on the instruction of the manager (or his father) should also be a consideration.

Too bouncy and we are in danger of becoming bounce weary, not enough bounce and things might fall flat.

 

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I think our next manager must have some sort of apparent defect such as short, little, fat, bald, ginger, tall, skinny, big nose etc so that many of the OTIB'ers will have some adjective to describe him or her once it all goes wrong. Else they will have to resort to the basic adjective of calling them a ****.

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