reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 "KEAN MAY EXIT JUVE OVER TRACTORS Moise Kean could leave Juventus due to a dispute over some tractors, according to his father. The 17-year-old made his full debut for Juve last season and became the first player born after the millennium to play a competitive fixture in Europe's top five leagues. His rise has made him a reported transfer target of a host of Premier League clubs, and his dad, Biorou, says the teenager may leave the Serie A champions because the club have failed to deliver him a fleet of tractors. He told Tuttosport: "Juventus offered a contract of €700,000-a-year, which was fine, but the problem is they had also promised me some tractors for my agricultural business in the Ivory Coast, but now they say there is no budget for them. "I own several hectares of land in the Ivory Coast which I would like to cultivate with rice and corn. I'm an agronomist. I asked for agricultural materials and they told me "no problem". However, the other day, Juve's lawyer contacted me to tell me that the contract offer had been revoked because my requests were out of their means." what is happening in the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Surely we could offer the old man a brand new combine harvester. Mark Ashton, sign the kid up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, Betty Swallocks said: Surely we could offer the old man a brand new combine harvester. Mark Ashton, sign the kid up. I've heard we've got 20 acres, but he's got 43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, Betty Swallocks said: Surely we could offer the old man a brand new combine harvester. Mark Ashton, sign the kid up. twas I while ago but I might still "have the key" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Ipswich might be after him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Does 700,000 euros not get you a couple of tractors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 We all knew football is all business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 42 minutes ago, BRISTOL86 said: Does 700,000 euros not get you a couple of tractors? Those new tractors that are self driving and have all the latest gadgets must be pretty expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 58 minutes ago, Red_Wizard said: I've heard we've got 20 acres, but he's got 43. I had a vasectomy a while back and that came with 2 acres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 It's hardly the first time that contractual extras have been part of negotiations. It's happened for decades. I remember Brian Clough coverage about what he was tempting potential new signings with. If Juve agreed to tractors for the kids only man, then it's a pretty poor show to be reneging on that part of the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodinho Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Didn't gazza choose Spurs over Man Utd because Spurs bought his mum a house?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, reddoh said: "KEAN MAY EXIT JUVE OVER TRACTORS Moise Kean could leave Juventus due to a dispute over some tractors, according to his father. The 17-year-old made his full debut for Juve last season and became the first player born after the millennium to play a competitive fixture in Europe's top five leagues. His rise has made him a reported transfer target of a host of Premier League clubs, and his dad, Biorou, says the teenager may leave the Serie A champions because the club have failed to deliver him a fleet of tractors. He told Tuttosport: "Juventus offered a contract of €700,000-a-year, which was fine, but the problem is they had also promised me some tractors for my agricultural business in the Ivory Coast, but now they say there is no budget for them. "I own several hectares of land in the Ivory Coast which I would like to cultivate with rice and corn. I'm an agronomist. I asked for agricultural materials and they told me "no problem". However, the other day, Juve's lawyer contacted me to tell me that the contract offer had been revoked because my requests were out of their means." what is happening in the game? BREAKING NEWS... I heard Mark Ashton is currently on the phone... some fella called John Deere. Also waiting to be put through to a J.C. Bamford? Can either of them play RB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: BREAKING NEWS... I heard Mark Ashton is currently on the phone... some fella called John Deere. Also waiting to be put through to a J.C. Bamford? Can either of them play RB? if John Deere is the same one I am thinking he can cut them down or mow them up although he's green so might sign for fgr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Greedy dick, If you read it he says he asked for tractors but then states later agricultural materials. I bet he did not ask for a tractor at all. Can imagine Juve lawyers presuming some poor farmer with a field smaller than my back garden "700k, a watering can and a pitch fork and we got him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neo said: Greedy dick, If you read it he says he asked for tractors but then states later agricultural materials. I bet he did not ask for a tractor at all. Can imagine Juve lawyers presuming some poor farmer with a field smaller than my back garden "700k, a watering can and a pitch fork and we got him" you want a pitch fork as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 55 minutes ago, jambodinho said: Didn't gazza choose Spurs over Man Utd because Spurs bought his mum a house?!?! Yep, and his Dad a car and lastly..... a sunbed for his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just now, Nomad said: Yep, and his Dad a car and lastly..... a sunbed for his sister. Thought it was a washing machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Best he leaves to plough a new footballing furrow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, reddoh said: you want a pitch fork as well? Nah - decking and stones man - can't be doing with grass cutting - that's like effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tts_city Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, jambodinho said: Didn't gazza choose Spurs over Man Utd because Spurs bought his mum a house?!?! Yeah his sister found out and insisted she had a sunbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Popodopolous Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Was it an urban myth or was part of the signing of Testemitanu not linked to a grand piano? As part of his signing on fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 It was David Brown agricultural equipment he was after, and was upset when an Aston Martin arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Neo said: Nah - decking and stones man - can't be doing with grass cutting - that's like effort got a sit on and nine times out of ten get my wife to cut the grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 5 hours ago, BigTone said: I had a vasectomy a while back and that came with 2 acres Hope it wasn't a balls up - did they warn you to expect 'a little p*ick' beforehand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, Nogbad the Bad said: Hope it wasn't a balls up - did they warn you to expect 'a little p*ick' beforehand? No it all went well. Was a tad taken aback when they wheeled in the block & tackle and also required 12 nurses to assist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted June 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: No it all went well. Was a tad taken aback when they wheeled in the block & tackle and also required 12 nurses to assist. Were you @Rudolf Hucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, reddoh said: Were you @Rudolf Hucker? Only 12 nurses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpexile Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 8 hours ago, BigTone said: I had a vasectomy a while back and that came with 2 acres Is that why they call you "Big Tone" Tone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brizzlelou Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 16 hours ago, Davefevs said: Ipswich might be after him And he could be involved in the Norwich/Ipswich derby! Keep your Milan derby, el Classico and West Ham Chelsea, he'll be able to look forward to Farmageddon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 8 hours ago, bpexile said: Is that why they call you "Big Tone" Tone ? Dolly's been talking again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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