CotswoldRed Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 As above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Mix up at the salon when his Mrs said she wanted her ###t shaved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 My boy just said has he got a wig on . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Superb thread title imo. First class shithousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_BCFC Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Gremlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Or sideburns, weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 There have been reports of eyebrow theft in the Cardiff area. These are , apparently, a delicacy in China . Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 41 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: My boy just said has he got a wig on . Why is your boy wearing a wig ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Sold them to Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 The no eyebrowed one looks like he's going to bring Tubby Tomlin on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 He's 69 you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Fire damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 It’s so he can quickly transform into Mrs Doubtfire after matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 He’s ninety seven don’t you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 The referee did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Here's one of the buggers . Found it on my cabbages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Fire damage Niki lauda ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claudehopper Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Random or not every time I see him I am reminded of Ken Dodd on a good hair day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elruliri Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 I thought he had botox, he talks alot of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Song needed for the away game "Warnock, Warnock where's your eyebrows? I know it doesn't fit, but we have to make one fit. Superb thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Just as the 'Mona Lisa'..enigmatic. Although its thought she lost hers as a result of historic "over cleaning"-not sure if this applies to 'Colin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Am I correct in thinking there was a video on social media when Mr W was in hospital and let out an incredibly long and nose-shrivelling fart? That would have totally removed the eyebrows from a whole crowd, let alone his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 This is a football forum. What’s this got to do with football? Mind you, looking at the way Cardiff approached the game, what did that have to do with football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 His twin took most of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 47 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said: Niki lauda ? You won't make me laugh....... ....much !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 He does actually have eyebrows, it's just that he's raised them so many times when decisions haven't gone his teams way, that, they are now his head hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Let’s not mock the afflicted...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 48 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Song needed for the away game "Warnock, Warnock where's your eyebrows? I know it doesn't fit, but we have to make one fit. Superb thread Just fit something around the "Hitler has only got one ball" song, ending with ‘but poor old Colin / Warnock has no brows at all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 54 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Song needed for the away game "Warnock, Warnock where's your eyebrows? I know it doesn't fit, but we have to make one fit. Superb thread " Where's yer eyebrows gone, ...where's yer eyebrows gone? ......... far far away! " Last night he heard The City singing a song, ...Colin chirpy chirpy cheap cheat..woke up this morning and his eyebrows were gone! " Etc ... Etc... Here's the song, -the lyrics are up to you... Have Fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 minute ago, WhistleHappy said: " Where's yer eyebrows gone, ...where's yer eyebrows gone? ......... far far away! " Last night he heard The City singing a song, ...Colin chirpy chirpy cheap cheat..woke up this morning and his eyebrows were gone! " Etc ... Etc... Here's the song, -the lyrics are up to you... Have Fun! This is IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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