Admin phantom Posted August 7, 2018 Admin Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I’d be worried about local house prices. Keep the doors locked - squatters PS should be on the Rovers thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 If you can take the hit to the value of your house then years of pisstaking await! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire_red Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 stereo on full blast, hoover the lawn, anything to show you're a nutter, make a crude pass at the wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Put yer bass on full volume ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I've lived next door to a family of rovers fans for 13 years now. It's amazing, just reminding them daily how bad/ tinpot they are! Today's joke was about the £200k they've lost out to Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 What area is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, phantom said: Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets I fear similar, but if it happens I can't complain as the Doris stuck up one of those 'refugees welcome' stickers in a show of solidarity with migrants seeking a better life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Do they get a discount at IKEA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Should get a Council Tax rebate as a minimum I’d have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 What you could do if they do move in is to do your best to ensure the young lad sees the light and isn`t dragged into a lifetime of misery by getting him to come to AG. It`s for the best and will ensure a bright future for the boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I would have run outside with a bucket of water and threw it on my driveway saying Bloody Floodwater. You should see it when it rains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Burn your own house down and leave immediately.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 They won't be there for the whole year but when they do return they will need to keep the caravan somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 12 minutes ago, phantom said: Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets Run the ****** over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abingdon Red Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 I once moved home in Abingdon only to find that my new neighbours were rovers fans, this is in Oxfordshire where the chances of bumping into someone from Bristol are quite small. Needless to say I wasn't best pleased to hear their shouts of delight when they stole promotion on the last game three years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, phantom said: Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets Or just talk football to him. He won’t bother you again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 You will have to get together with fellow neighbours and offer them a few grand not to take up residence. It is the only way, I'm afraid. I've heard that this family make quite a good living from this ploy. Indeed, it is estimated that they've made twice as much from wearing a Rovers shirt than anyone has before in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Spray CSF all over the front door - he will then **** off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, phantom said: Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets Biggest worry with Gasheads is they'll try to steal your house. I doubt they'll actually be buying next door - renting probably, then based on their history there will be an "accidental fire" and they'll ask to be put up in yours "for a few days" and they'll show you plans for a brand new house they're going to build and a watertight contract offer of finance ..... Possibly from a Jordanian bank. Next thing you'll come home and find they've changed the locks and some strange bloke is in your lounge Walking off your dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Watch out for letterboxes and bank robbers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Who wears a football shirt to a house viewing? Like a cat pissing on it's new terrority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Lucky that you have a cat. If you had a dog, you may have more reason for concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Sparti-Bob Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 55 minutes ago, phantom said: What should I do? Don't buy a horse, whatever you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 57 minutes ago, phantom said: Just got home from work and I see an estate agent showing a young family around the property next door that is for sale. Young lad and mum walking down the drive, then the next thing a chap in a Rovers shirts walks out of the front door... I've gone into full panic mode now! What should I do? Blast out wurzels songs? Put a city flag in the window? Leave him to move in as it will be years of piss taking ahead? Teaching the cat ninja moves as we speak just in case they have pets You don't live in Henbury do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 46 minutes ago, Abingdon Red said: I once moved home in Abingdon only to find that my new neighbours were rovers fans, this is in Oxfordshire where the chances of bumping into someone from Bristol are quite small. Needless to say I wasn't best pleased to hear their shouts of delight when they stole promotion on the last game three years ago. Either they shouted really loud or you have the hearing of a bat. I cannot believe that the loyal and true would not have been at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Don’t put a tent up in your garden as he’ll pinch it for their new stand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 54 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: I fear similar, but if it happens I can't complain as the Doris stuck up one of those 'refugees welcome' stickers in a show of solidarity with migrants seeking a better life. Wally has to live somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Dig an enormous trench between his house and the road so that every time he goes out he`ll have to mind the gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalcub Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Given my history id smash my car illegally on his drive then go on the forum to moan about the parking situation in the road ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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