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Cuckolded by the Fit guy


The Constant Rabbit

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So I was working late last night, so no Foxtel LIVE for me.

Slept in. No internet. No newspaper. No TV/Radio. Don't want to know the score.

16.30 - on comes the replay on TV - wahey - no idea of result, so just like a live game!

 

Well bugger me.

It was like a 45 yr old fat bloke trying to win back his fit wife after she;d been  shagging her gym instructor for the last 6 months.

Token bunch of flowers, a chinese takeaway, and you watch the missus leave with the fit bloke.

 

Thats how I saw the game. City showed up with a resigned attitude. Defeatist, rejected, inept, going-through-the-motions.

 

I was really looking forward to NE and his crossing - nope.

AW's instinctual pressing play - nope (Bloody hell, that bloke spent half his time moaning and sulking - and I can't blame him one bit.Terrible service)

The fluid, attacking style I had watched before - nope.

 

When the subs came on, it was like the moment when the wife got the flowers and there was hope for a minute or two........then - nope.

 

At the end - just for those 3-4 minutes, maybe a last reprieve - nope.

 

The fit guy called Wigan picked up the wife, gave the fat bloke the finger and took his missus home and had his way with her in the cab.And the lift. And the bathroom.

 

The fat guy was so frustrated he headbutted his best mate Kalas by mistake.

 

BCFC cuckolded by a far superior Wigan Athletic.

 

Embarrassing.

 

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