Dr Balls Posted June 28, 2020 Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 After much debate, it can finally be confirmed that Lee Johnson has proven that “Marmite“ can go stale. Previously it was thought that this was not possible and the best before date was purely advisory. However the latest evidence from Ashton Gate has shown that it has become completely unpalatable and needs to be disposed off. A spokesperson for the club said that although it wasn’t to everyone’s taste, Steve Lansdown was loathe to part with the “Marmite” given that his record on bringing something new has been somewhat patchy in the past. Most fans reported just a bitter taste and a huge desire for a new winning formula! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Balls Posted June 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2020 URGENT TRAFFIC REPORT FROM ASHTON GATE A coach previously thought in to be second gear, has now come to rest in reverse, the wheels have fallen off, and all progress is being blocked. The public are being requested to stay away while the owner tries to work out what to do next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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