slartibartfast Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, BCFC11 said: Looks like Robert Sugden off Emmerdale, wtf is that pic all about in the Swimsuit? He/She auditioning for Baywatch??? My poor eyes hasselhof's stunt double ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 minute ago, slartibartfast said: hasselhof's stunt double ? Was thinking more Dwayne Johnson.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 21 hours ago, ukneil said: The cheap bastards probably half inched it from the last ground up north they played at... Surely if it was from a Northern ground it would read `please keep off t`pitch` 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said: Surely if it was from a Northern ground it would read `please keep off t`pitch` They must of nicked it off someone else as it’s spelt correctly, probably Swindle as ‘the’ is missing from the sentence, they are just as thick as the fewers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Soldier Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) On 17/10/2018 at 20:56, BS4 on Tour... said: Was he being wined and dined by that Malaysian company behind the ‘Arena at Filton’ again? Has allegedly been flown out there in luxury and put up in five star establishments to ‘discuss’ the ‘Arena at Filton.’ Actually, can’t believe I thought a company with that much dosh would invite him to look at ‘championship-ready sprinklers’ - as you were.... Marvin Rees flies the world on “expenses”, as the Mayor of Bristol. Totally corrupt! Just ask for a “Freedom Of Information” request on him to Bristol City Council. You will be amazed where he has been on “holiday”. Caribbean on several occasions, the sleeze ball. Edited October 18, 2018 by GasDestroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, GasDestroyer said: Marvin Rees flies the world on “expenses”, as the Mayor of Bristol. Totally corrupt! Just ask for a “Freedom Of Information” request on him to Bristol City Council. You will be amazed where he has been on “holiday”. Caribbean on several occasions, the sleeze ball. It’s all legit honest!! He’s just as bad as the previous W️ Mayor we had. Waste of time and money this Mayor bollox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 5 hours ago, kelbcfc said: I would of locked you up and thrown away the key. It's have, not of, you firkin dimwit. You would "have" locked me up and thrown away the key. To be honest, if I had to put up with the likes of you and your uneducated comments, I'd have willingly been incarcerated. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said: The Gash.... the Gash.... we gotta get rid of the Gash! Twas the camel, that first appealed to the Arab investors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukneil Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 I was going to say they painted that bit out using white line paint, just wait til it rains. But I couldn't be bothered in my original post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland's Perm Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Rich said: It's have, not of, you firkin dimwit. You would "have" locked me up and thrown away the key. To be honest, if I had to put up with the likes of you and your uneducated comments, I'd have willingly been incarcerated. Couldn’t agree more. Worrying the number of ill educated semi evolved cretins we have on this site. He probably thinks ‘firkin dimwit’ is a compliment! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Garland's Perm said: Couldn’t agree more. Worrying the number of ill educated semi evolved cretins we have on this site. He probably thinks ‘firkin dimwit’ is a compliment! I thought Firkin Dimwit played for Anderlecht. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: I thought Firkin Dimwit played for Anderlecht. Talking of 'Dimwit's,one of the few across on 'gaschat has started a thread with the 'serving suggestion of trialling Usain Bolt(recently trialled at Melbourne)on the basis of pace & marketing...........its as well they don't realise Usain has family connections in Bristol!!.... Good luck with that. Edited October 19, 2018 by Robert the bruce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: I thought Firkin Dimwit played for Anderlecht. Firkin Dimwit is the new winter ale from Wickwar Brewery 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bar BS3 Posted October 19, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said: Talking of 'Dimwit's,one of the few across on 'gaschat has started a thread with the 'serving suggestion of trialling Usain Bolt(recently trialled at Melbourne)on the basis of pace & marketing...........its as well they don't realise Usain has family connections in Bristol!!.... Good luck with that. It’s as though they forget just what an embarrassment the Mem is. Do you remember our manager a few years ago claiming that we had a couple of potential signings (pre rebuild) who took a look around and chose to go elsewhere because Ashton Gate wasn’t up to scratch...? Can you imagine the reaction when players who might be viewing the Mem for the first time must have....?! “Here is the new “Stand” next week we might move it over to that space there, next to Santa’s grotto. I hope you’ve noticed how clean the curtains are..? Now, let me show you the canopy over the directors entrance, then we’ll put our championship ready sprinklers on to show you, then we can go inside to sort out the contract formalities while we knock one out to babestation” 3 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 21 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: It’s as though they forget just what an embarrassment the Mem is. Do you remember our manager a few years ago claiming that we had a couple of potential signings (pre rebuild) who took a look around and chose to go elsewhere because Ashton Gate wasn’t up to scratch...? Can you imagine the reaction when players who might be viewing the Mem for the first time must have....?! “Here is the new “Stand” next week we might move it over to that space there, next to Santa’s grotto. I hope you’ve noticed how clean the curtains are..? Now, let me show you the canopy over the directors entrance, then we’ll put our championship ready sprinklers on to show you, then we can go inside to sort out the contract formalities while we knock one out to babestation” Bit far fetched isn't this? Didn't think they had an "inside" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 37 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: It’s as though they forget just what an embarrassment the Mem is. Do you remember our manager a few years ago claiming that we had a couple of potential signings (pre rebuild) who took a look around and chose to go elsewhere because Ashton Gate wasn’t up to scratch...? Can you imagine the reaction when players who might be viewing the Mem for the first time must have....?! “Here is the new “Stand” next week we might move it over to that space there, next to Santa’s grotto. I hope you’ve noticed how clean the curtains are..? Now, let me show you the canopy over the directors entrance, then we’ll put our championship ready sprinklers on to show you, then we can go inside to sort out the contract formalities while we knock one out to babestation” I assume that they will be watertight contracts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, bristolmoose said: Bit far fetched isn't this? Didn't think they had an "inside" If the screened Babestation on their innovative outdoor cinema, they could create Bristol’s premier dogging site. Calm down Darrell, it’s not what it sounds like...! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland's Perm Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I thought Firkin Dimwit played for Anderlecht. Thinking about compliments Firkin thinks he sprinkles them on his food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchfever Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 15 hours ago, BCFC11 said: It’s all legit honest!! He’s just as bad as the previous W️ Mayor we had. Waste of time and money this Mayor bollox. As bad as he was, at least Ferguson wasn't shackled to central government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: It’s as though they forget just what an embarrassment the Mem is. Do you remember our manager a few years ago claiming that we had a couple of potential signings (pre rebuild) who took a look around and chose to go elsewhere because Ashton Gate wasn’t up to scratch...? Can you imagine the reaction when players who might be viewing the Mem for the first time must have....?! “Here is the new “Stand” next week we might move it over to that space there, next to Santa’s grotto. I hope you’ve noticed how clean the curtains are..? Now, let me show you the canopy over the directors entrance, then we’ll put our championship ready sprinklers on to show you, then we can go inside to sort out the contract formalities while we knock one out to babestation” knock one out to babestation and share a pack of manky crisps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 35 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: knock one out to babestation and share a pack of manky crisps Salted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, PhilC said: Salted? Salty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, PhilC said: Salted? Prawn cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Prawn cocktail. Scampi Bites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, PhilC said: Salted? Depends where they have been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 In the Bristol Post today Darrell Clarke is quoted as saying his number one message to the playing squad is “Be a lot better”. Wow, he’s obviously done some in depth analysis of the recent performances to be able to come up with that conclusion. There can’t be many managers who would realise that after 4 league defeats and no goals scored the players have got to be a lot better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, pongo88 said: In the Bristol Post today Darrell Clarke is quoted as saying his number one message to the playing squad is “Be a lot better”. Wow, he’s obviously done some in depth analysis of the recent performances to be able to come up with that conclusion. There can’t be many managers who would realise that after 4 league defeats and no goals scored the players have got to be a lot better. Ground breaking stuff. Pep will have to watch his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 17/10/2018 at 23:37, SirColinOfMansfield said: On 18/10/2018 at 09:01, Unan said: The question is: “Well, @Rudolf Hucker ........ have you?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, East End Old Boy said: The question is: “Well, @Rudolf Hucker ........ have you?” Which one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 43 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said: Scampi Bites. Wotsits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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