Miah Dennehy Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Hi Miah. You were due to visit AG last Saturday - a gashead in the away end. Please give us your thoughts - once you've stopped drooling! I was, however a change of plans meant I didn't get to cheer on Stoke to a glorious victory :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: I was, however a change of plans meant I didn't get to cheer on Stoke to a glorious victory Newsflash: Bristol Rovers fan in failure to actually make it to a football match..! 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: I expect you’ll find that he used to go and watch City, but one day he refused to move out of someone else’s seat and got battered by City fans. On his way home he needed an expert in clearing child pornography from his laptop, so he popped into a random computer shop, in Westbury-on-trym, where the odd looking owner sold him the joys of being a Sag, and the rest is history..! Him's a her, BS3 (as her avatar indicates) and a nurse, I'll be bound! She certainly wouldn't have ventured into a random computer shop in Henbury lest the owner practice his boob cricketing talent upon her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 49 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: I was, however a change of plans meant I didn't get to cheer on Stoke to a glorious victory 46 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: Newsflash: Bristol Rovers fan in failure to actually make it to a football match..! Must have been the world famous Downend to Filton bike marathon which has been known to reduce attendance figures for all sorts of other sporting events. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said: I expect you’ll find that he used to go and watch City, but one day he refused to move out of someone else’s seat and got battered by City fans. On his way home he needed an expert in clearing child pornography from his laptop, so he popped into a random computer shop, in Westbury-on-trym, where the odd looking owner sold him the joys of being a Sag, and the rest is history..! And receive the necessary emergency dentistry as well as having their broken nose reset - in fact, they looked like nothing had happened at all on leaving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 15 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Maybe the photo was taken before they had all got in? Most of them had popped out to watch the Champions League highlights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 42 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Him's a her, BS3 (as her avatar indicates) and a nurse, I'll be bound! She certainly wouldn't have ventured into a random computer shop in Henbury lest the owner practice his boob cricketing talent upon her. Gender fluid I'll guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, myol'man said: Gender fluid I'll guess Is that what those wet patches are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46019164 Good to see their first choice striker getting on well with the fans... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, JBFC II said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46019164 Good to see their first choice striker getting on well with the fans... Fined one weeks wages which equates to £240. Wael wanted the punishment to be doubled because there's an end of summer sale of white patio chairs at Homebase and he's been asked to provide seating for staff in the club shop to be used on matchdays and during other quiet periods. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, JBFC II said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46019164 Good to see their first choice striker getting on well with the fans... I kind of feel he speaks for us all though... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBFC II Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: I kind of feel he speaks for us all though... It's obvious he was gesturing to those two gurt teds in the away end, who instead of watching their side at home to Stoke had travelled 380 odd miles to see the mighty gas... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, JBFC II said: It's obvious he was gesturing to those two gurt teds in the away end, who instead of watching their side at home to Stoke had travelled 380 odd miles to see the mighty gas... Ridiculous, no City fan would do that, Rovers away at Barnsley is sure to see a sold out away end, I mean I think it only holds 3000 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightCiderLife Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said: If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 446 is a great number in their view since most of them have to take their socks off to count above 10 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 How about celebrating 18 glorious years by moving this to the Non Football thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said: If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. 446 is the formation that Dopey is planning to play to overcome the goal drought. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, BrightCiderLife said: If anyone wants to play ‘Loyal and Few’ bingo with this press release you’re odds on to get a full house: https://www.bristolrovers.co.uk/news/2018/october/stefan-payne-statement/ In a classic of the ‘Deluded Gappers’ genre, look out for the repeated references to ‘great fanbase’, ‘travelled in great numbers’, ‘great following’, and ‘good number’. There are so many ‘great’s in there it seems like Tony the Tiger has written it! Just to confirm, the official attendance was 446. Great. Its so predictable. ”well done Stefan you berk, you’ve set them off again. It’s ok though...we’ll tell them they’re great and that’ll keep them happy” Dopey seems a bit confused, “great numbers” in one sentence but only “good numbers” in the next. Whichever one he meant he’s wrong anyway...or possibly just very easily impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireSection Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 15 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: Homemade Christmas Special this year …. Dopey Does Dallas More like Dopey does Battersea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Whilst they have fined the player, word is that Wally and DC are not just going to cover the wage deduction, but actually throw a few quid on top as a thank you for keeping the fans off their backs for another week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Any negativity and it’s instantly head in the sand.. Now delete this thread it’s over and dealt with just support the man. It didn’t take a genius to work that one out did it! Now then, nothing to see here move along please and delete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-legend-ian-holloway-2160335 bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 11 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-legend-ian-holloway-2160335 bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So he is basically saying, 'we need to close THE GAP' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Taylor Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 22 hours ago, CiderJar said: Happy birthday Gap Swindon took 562 to Notts County which is around the same distance and they're a mid table league 2 club. Says it about the gas! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 3 hours ago, YorkshireSection said: More like Dopey does Battersea.... Dogs is a great track from “Animals”; meanwhile pigs will fly before the Gash get their new stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-legend-ian-holloway-2160335 bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha what do we expect. He must be using gaslogic. They are an insignificant laughing stock. If he's so proud (sorry, prowed) of Bristol (& I don't think he is for one minute) then he should be equally ashamed to have any association with that shower of 5hit with their fake fekir, tents, chasers 1980's canopy & riddle me chairman who could give you a straight answer even if you asked him for a ruler. If he was that proud of his Bristolian routes he should be extolling the virtues of Bristol Sport and what its done to put Bristol on the sporting map across many sports. That's who he should be publicly backing. But I suspect once a bitter sag always a bitter sag. Did anyone notice that someone must have pulled his sleeves off his jacket on Quest the other night. What a weirdo. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dicks Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Anyone else like me never heard of this Payne bloke before ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Swede said: Hahaha what do we expect. He must be using gaslogic. They are an insignificant laughing stock. If he's so proud (sorry, prowed) of Bristol (& I don't think he is for one minute) then he should be equally ashamed to have any association with that shower of 5hit with their fake fekir, tents, chasers 1980's canopy & riddle me chairman who could give you a straight answer even if you asked him for a ruler. If he was that proud of his Bristolian routes he should be extolling the virtues of Bristol Sport and what its done to put Bristol on the sporting map across many sports. That's who he should be publicly backing. But I suspect once a bitter sag always a bitter sag. Did anyone notice that someone must have pulled his sleeves off his jacket on Quest the other night. What a weirdo. Dead right, the silence coming out from anyone even remotely associated with BRFC is deafening, they should be shouting from the rooftops about this fake sheik and the non activity that is constantly in operation in North Bristol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stortz Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 50 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-legend-ian-holloway-2160335 bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wtf is the simpleton on about? He says: “The funny thing is that we [Bristol Rovers and Bristol City] need each other. “When Rovers were failing a couple of years ago – and Darrell has done brilliantly to get them back – when they were failing, it affected City, I don’t care what you say. “You need some competition and the closer they get, the better it’s going to be.” What, you mean like in 14/15 while your tramps were grubbing around in non league and we were pissing L1 and winning the FL Trophy do you Holloway, you absoulte ****wit? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Shaun Taylor said: Swindon took 562 to Notts County which is around the same distance and they're a mid table league 2 club. Says it about the gas! As much as I like to take the p!55 out of R*Vers, I think you need to check your geography! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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