INCRED Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 20 minutes ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. How he can put Wael in the same category as SL as an owner is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 37 minutes ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. "With Wael Al-Qadi, we’ve got an owner in place who has got the resources to bring those glory days back to Rovers, the same way Steve Lansdown has done with his couple of billion pound fortune to Bristol City." 1. What glory days? 2. Couple of billion pound - the only couple of billion pound thing Wally will ever achieve at Roverzzzz is debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 48 minutes ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. St Joey … the missionary position … ”I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.” Edited October 8, 2021 by Rudolf Hucker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: St Joey … the missionary position … ”I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.” Joey & Wally... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tully Bascomb Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 He's on a mission from God, shake your tail feather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. Wired to the ******* moon. I think he’s properly lost it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. Thanks BR, I've read that and have to say I've rarely read such utter crap in my entire life! The bloke is absolutely looney tunes!!! I've also been to church - to pray that he doesn't leave. Then I'm gonna walk up Wedmore Vale - that's my Everest. ****... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Did he mention seagulls and trawlers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 07/10/2021 at 08:56, Malago said: From The Times “Game in Numbers - Red Cards” Later in 1997 the third tier produced another game of five red cards: Bristol Rovers’ David Pritchard was sent off in first-half stoppage time for a second booking, and a fight while awaiting the resulting free kick led to the dismissals of his team-mates Jason Perry and Andy Tillson, along with Wigan’s Graeme Jones (watched by his Wigan colleague and future Belgium managerial partner Roberto Martinez). Rovers’ Josh Low was sent off in the second half for a second yellow card. Another shameful episode in the history of the “Family Club” I recall at the time sad Gastard Kevin Greening co-presented the Radio 1 breakfast show and every midweek morning after they had played he would play a snippet of Gobs***e Irene and talk about how they’d got on the previous night. Day after this debacle he was sobbing “The Gas got four…sent off!” And yes, I appreciate there was zero excuse for listening to Radio 1 even 25 years ago, with or without the Gash propaganda. Rest assured I’ve been doing penance every since and will continue to do so for many a kalpa to atone for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 “For me, Everest is winning a World Cup. K2 is winning the Champions League. Managing the Gash is standing in some cows*** while walking in the Quantocks.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. said it before, the guy needs psychiatric help. Genuinely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 New Rovers' run out music announced: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. He’s clearly not well & when you add in some sort of Messiah complex, it isn’t a good mix. Over on Gaschat a fair few are unsurprisingly losing their shit over this. The pathetic attempt to try & pretend he knows their history with the Geoff Bradford stuff is cringe, too. I wonder how the Post bloke (Sam Frost?) is able to continue to report this weirdness without comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 To be fair im not religious, but i have to say God has played a blinder in sending Joey to the Mem. The omnipotent one is a Red Barton is a proper nutter, and frankly i dont think there is a better match for comedy value. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, TonyTonyTony said: To be fair im not religious, but i have to say God has played a blinder in sending Joey to the Mem. The omnipotent one is a Red Barton is a proper nutter, and frankly i dont think there is a better match for comedy value. I hope he is able to keep practicing his faith from the prison chapel. It would be a gross breach of his human rights else… Edited October 8, 2021 by WessexPest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 My favorite bit was him saying the club had won 15 games of the previous 40 before he got there, so he needs to win games to show improvement. IN A LOWER DIVISION JOEY. IN. A. LOWER. DIVISION. So, not only should that task be easier, he still isn't doing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gl1 Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, bearded_red said: https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-press-conference-live-6030386.amp?__twitter_impression=true Every answer, absolutely mental. The bloke has a bit going on. Genuine question, is this real or am I being whooshed? I can’t believe anyone could say this shit, with a straight face anyway. Unbelievable, Jeff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Just now, gl1 said: Genuine question, is this real or am I being whooshed? I can’t believe anyone could say this shit, with a straight face anyway. Unbelievable, Jeff Not joking, I genuinely had to check it was real after I’d read it first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN WILSON Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 07/10/2021 at 14:36, Bazooka Joe said: Side A: Goodnight Irene Side B: Goodnight Irene Yes, Volume Two was released Side A: Goodnight Irene Side B: Goodnight Irene "It's the sound of the crowd" !?? They're havin' a laugh. What crowd? Probably the usual 10,000 locked outside. NO NO NO, Its the sound of A crowd piped over their P.A. System Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richyy66 Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 He has confirmed he is doing the job for nothing - Sorry but the bloke has lost the plot... "I’m doing it for charity. It’s the Bristol Rovers charity I’m doing it for. I’m not doing it for any money. I don’t earn any money out of it " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 I get the Gasheads are downtrodden and when I look at the 138-year history since 1883, they have not had a load of success and I can understand they are feeling down-beaten and in the doldrums. Rovers’ best ever position was sixth position in Division Two in 1955. My worst ever finish as a player was fifth position in Division Two, so on a bad day the mountains I have scaled as a player are higher than any mountain that has ever been scaled by Bristol Rovers as an organisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN WILSON Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Lew-T said: I get the Gasheads are downtrodden and when I look at the 138-year history since 1883, they have not had a load of success and I can understand they are feeling down-beaten and in the doldrums. Rovers’ best ever position was sixth position in Division Two in 1955. My worst ever finish as a player was fifth position in Division Two, so on a bad day the mountains I have scaled as a player are higher than any mountain that has ever been scaled by Bristol Rovers as an organisation. 'Are The Walls Of Parkhurst' Joey repeat after me, 'They've Come To Take Me Away Ha Ha He He' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUTOR Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 He’s taking the piss out of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gl1 Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 43 minutes ago, bearded_red said: Not joking, I genuinely had to check it was real after I’d read it first time. Jeez, thank you Dad for taking me to see City when I was a nipper. Imagine how life could’ve turned out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, BRIAN WILSON said: 'Are The Walls Of Parkhurst' Joey repeat after me, 'They've Come To Take Me Away Ha Ha He He' **** Parkhurst, It should be Broadmoor ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SirColinOfMansfield Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Is there anybody on here that speaks French and can translate this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, Bouncearoundtheground said: He’s taking the piss out of them It has to be that surely. No-one could seriously spout this bollocks and really believe it could they? What`s next - starting Bartontown somewhere on Salisbury Plain and inviting g*sheads to join him there in waiting for the apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Is there anybody on here that speaks French and can translate this? incroyable ça! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: St Joey … the missionary position … ”I went to church on Wednesday and I had a good hour alone with my thoughts and I realised I’ve been sent here to help this football club out of the doldrums.” Makes David Icke sound sane ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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