HappyClapper Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 34 minutes ago, Sheltons Army said: Henbury Sag I took my three kids today for a quid each , and as we came out they all said , ‘ next time can we just stay home and just have a Mars Bar instead ‘ Enjoyed this one too. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmans Love Child Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 39 minutes ago, Sheltons Army said: ‘ Don’t blame it on poor Joey Dont blame it on his coaching Dont blame it on the players..... ...... Blame it on the Ball boy ‘ He just cant he just cant he just can't control his fists 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engvall’s Splinter Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 30 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I don`t believe this. There is no way Henbury S*g has had sex three times. Incestuous bunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 53 minutes ago, Sheltons Army said: £15 quid tickets and kid a quid £5 for pensioners, too. They’re pretty much giving them away & yet still can’t even get 9000 at home on a beautiful afternoon when there is no football in the top two divisions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, chowie said: Hope Accrington enjoyed their Cup Final at Membley today Membley, absolutely love it. Irony of the highest, and from the official sags!! 1 hour ago, Slacker said: Reckon the tea lady must be panicking. Only a matter of time before she costs them a game.I reckon Mr Barton has acquired a tombola from "someone " to put his excuses in. Lee did wonder what happened to that when he got to Sunderland. Dirty pikey bastard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Their version of the "fan zone" sounds like another area where they are really coming for us.... Yes. Elsewhere it’s called a ‘Phone Box’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 they will be gone bust by xmas with all the cups they keep losing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 54 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I don`t believe this. There is no way Henbury S*g has had sex three times. He hasn't. They're triplets. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, CrackingCheeseGromit said: He hasn't. They're triplets. on one body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtucks Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, slartibartfast said: I bet he chased him down the tunnel and gave him a good hiding ! Stubbed another fag out on him I expect! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Apologies, late to the party this evening. So are we saying the ballboy was involved in the insurance debacle, was driving, is Joeys brother, took the corner or (allegedly) assaulted Mrs Barton? There's a lot going on, we need some clarity... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 1 minute ago, BS3City said: Apologies, late to the party this evening. So are we saying the ballboy was involved in the insurance debacle, was driving, is Joeys brother, took the corner or (allegedly) assaulted Mrs Barton? There's a lot going on, we need some clarity... Yes ! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Is Henbury Gas involved? Is he the ballboy? How can a ballboy have three kids? Who are Accrington Stanley? It's all getting a bit much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Numero Uno said: If you look again you do see the ball boy running to get the ball (his job) but even if he was a bit keener than you would like how about the Sag who is half asleep and reacts far too late, loses the challenge, plus the numerous sags in the middle who allowed the Stanley player to run across them and nod it in. If we conceded that I have a suspicion that the last lad in the firing line would have been the young kid………. A couple of further points here. The ballboy is quick to return it (arguably as he should be), and the corner is taken quickly, but the first contact on the corner is STILL from a rovers defender and he has the byline around 3-4 yards away - you'd imagine that most professionals would realise their team are ill-prepared and just roll (or welly) it out for another corner and get properly setup. NOT our "intrepid" sag he tries to... well actually I dont know what TF he thought he was going to do, and i very much doubt he did either. He stops the ball overruns it and giftwraps for a stanley player to cross, compounding his error by slipping when he tries to recover. Meanwhile when the corner is actually taken a stanley player is on his knees in the box (he was the player that made the long run and took the shot that resulted in the corner) he looks shagged. He is in the box suroounded by six gas heads not one of them gets close to him and they give him the freedom of the membley turf to nod it in. Clearly all the fault of the gurt ted ballboy Edited September 24, 2022 by cityal 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 3 hours ago, WessexPest said: From their website: A single second-half goal was enough to settle the game after last week's nine-goal spectacle. What they meant to say "Today we got schooled by a quick corner routine after being rinsed 6-3 last week." 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Gazred said: From the BBC match report... Bristol Rovers' winless run stretched to eight games in all competitions as Accrington earned victory at the Memorial Stadium. Joe Pritchard headed home a near-post corner from a Sean McConville delivery after quick thinking from the Rover's ball boy on 54 minutes to secure the visitors a second away win of the season in League One. Legend!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: I don`t believe this. There is no way Henbury S*g has had sex three times. Probably some gurt Ted's kids. That would explain his fascination with everything 'red' and his bullshit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, WessexPest said: From their website: A single second-half goal was enough to settle the game after last week's nine-goal spectacle. Yes but they forgot to add the ("we made of ourselves") Edited September 24, 2022 by pillred 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 6 hours ago, chowie said: Hope Accrington enjoyed their Cup Final at Membley today If you've ever wondered even for just a moment how much tin there is in tinpot then here it is in all its glory! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the gift! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgrsimon Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 4 hours ago, BS3City said: Apologies, late to the party this evening. So are we saying the ballboy was involved in the insurance debacle, was driving, is Joeys brother, took the corner or (allegedly) assaulted Mrs Barton? There's a lot going on, we need some clarity... Are you JBs lawyer by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 7 hours ago, WessexPest said: Their fan base seems to be divided between the “God, we are awful - we are in deep doodoo this season” camp and “Remember last season, we started poorly and look how it ended”. Except they were in a much weaker division - if it’s shaping up to be a carbon copy of any season it’s 2020/21. Top 6 with the exception of Derby has already shaped itself in league 1 it seems. They don’t have a championship standard player in league 2 against the likes of Harrogate and Sutton to bail them out.. they’re in the shit and it’s glorious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 3 hours ago, HoldenBall said: Top 6 with the exception of Derby has already shaped itself in league 1 it seems. They don’t have a championship standard player in league 2 against the likes of Harrogate and Sutton to bail them out.. they’re in the shit and it’s glorious It will all come good when they move into their new 40,000 seater stadium next … well next … 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Barton says his players were caught short when setting up for the corner Shit and they know they are. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 5 hours ago, fgrsimon said: Are you JBs lawyer by any chance? Nope, no legal qualifications whatsoever. But would absolutely love the opportunity, and pretty confidently predict the slimy "James Hunt" will be going down (in more ways than one)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Radio Bristol - “you tried to rile the crowd up before the game, but the mem was very quiet today wasn’t it” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, petehinton said: Radio Bristol - “you tried to rile the crowd up before the game, but the mem was very quiet today wasn’t it” FAKE NEWS!!!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WessexPest Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 26 minutes ago, WessexPest said: As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. A decent owner would call him in the office for a chat so that won’t be happening. To be fair there are some Fewers that are starting to work out what a horrible excuse of a man they have managing their club. Look at it another way, if Pearson called out your son or your grandson like that how would you feel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 The thing is the ball boy was just doing his job, he isn't supposed to show any favouritism. Imagine if the Gas were desperately trying to get a goal away from home and the ball boy delayed the play, I am sure Joey boy would have something to say then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta_Red Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 36 minutes ago, WessexPest said: As amusing as this all is, Sharton really needs to think on (if indeed he is capable of thought) before calling out a ballboy like that; you know how their cretinous fans hang on his every word - you can expect that poor lad to get the “Snakey” treatment at future home games. Also, he clearly didn’t think about how upset that kid would be. No doubt a fewer supporter, now he’s probably distressed beyond belief and mentally a basket case after being singled out by Barton as the cause of their defeat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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