Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

Judging by the almost sexual excitement on their forum the other day at the possibility of us being bottom 3 tonight (in a division they haven’t been in for 3 decades) I’m guessing they spent all game glued to their phones as per normal.

Good to know their weekend was already ruined when Fleetwood added a nice little ‘**** you’ on 99 minutes.

[Lanterne Rouge]

Just been over to delusion central and read their match day thread;

Bent referee - check

Fleetwood are a tinpot club - check

Barton gets picked on by refs - check

RB biased for reporting on our game first - check

Also, it appears that some Fleetwood fans `smashed up` the away end - I expect they thought they were at scout camp and were looking for firewood.

[bcfc01]

1 minute ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Just been over to delusion central and read their match day thread;

Bent referee - check

Fleetwood are a tinpot club - check

Barton gets picked on by refs - check

RB biased for reporting on our game first - check

Also, it appears that some Fleetwood fans `smashed up` the away end - I expect they thought they were at scout camp and were looking for firewood.

Did over £5k worth of improvements apparently.

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

7 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Fleetwood are a tinpot club - check

Arrogant bastards, they’re talking about Fleetwood who have been a league club longer than them.

Tinpot Fleetwood, bet they wish they could be as massive as da gert gas 

 

 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan

[Rudolf Hucker]

8,829 

[bcfc01]

Just now, Rudolf Hucker said:

8,829 

Meanwhile, over 21k at the Gate.

Nuff said really.

[Rudolf Hucker]

Just now, bcfc01 said:

Meanwhile, over 21k at the Gate.

Nuff said really.

23,501

[Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan]

1 minute ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

23,501

There really is just one team in Bristol.

A crowd like that when we’re on such a poor run, superb support again from us.

 

[WessexPest]

10 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Arrogant bastards, they’re talking about Fleetwood who have been a league club longer than them.

Tinpot Fleetwood, bet they wish they could be as massive as da gert gas 

 

 

One of these clubs has been runner-up in the final of the FA Vase, the other has been runner up in the first round of the FA Trophy. Any guesses as to which is which?

[Rudolf Hucker]

4 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

There really is just one team in Bristol.

A crowd like that when we’re on such a poor run, superb support again from us.

 

Blue ‘half’ of Bristol, my arse. 

[E.J.Thribb]

26 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

The **** must have missed the announcement that happens every single game - "the referee has indicated there will be a minimum of --- added minutes"

They’re probably too busy self-pleasuring over our score/circle jerking that they’re “coming for us” to pay attention

[WessexPest]

That really is an impressive turnout from our fans. Masochists, the lot of ya!

Considering Cardiff are in almost an identical position to us and pulled in around 5k less.

[bcfc01]

16 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

23,501

Fantastic.

 

[Bris Red]

18 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

23,501

Fantastic attendance once again. Our support has really been impressive since the re-build.

[RedLionLad]

“How did that Fleetwood fan run on the pitch towards Belshaw, get tackled by the Stewards and then put him back in his seat. Why wasn't he arrested?

Also Bristol Rovers, please turn the contrast down on the advertising boards. Watching from the south stand we couldn't see a bloody thing infront the thatchers goal. We just cheered when everyone else did. Awful. Everyone in the south stand should get a free ticket for the next game. Remove the board or dim it right down. No point going to watch them if you can't see them score”

 

[TV Tom]

33 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

23,501

Thought he said 21,000 on the tannoy at the end of the game

[Taz]

54 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Did over £5k worth of improvements apparently.

I was going to say how could they tell there was any damage in the first place!!

[xerox6060]

24 minutes ago, harrys said:

Thought he said 21,000 on the tannoy at the end of the game

21500 wasn't it surely no way was that 23k odd 

[WessexPest]

40 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

“How did that Fleetwood fan run on the pitch towards Belshaw, get tackled by the Stewards and then put him back in his seat. Why wasn't he arrested?

Also Bristol Rovers, please turn the contrast down on the advertising boards. Watching from the south stand we couldn't see a bloody thing infront the thatchers goal. We just cheered when everyone else did. Awful. Everyone in the south stand should get a free ticket for the next game. Remove the board or dim it right down. No point going to watch them if you can't see them score”

 

The contrast isn’t actually that bad, it’s just the dim f**kwits on the terraces make it seem really bright.

[Rudolf Hucker]

32 minutes ago, harrys said:

Thought he said 21,000 on the tannoy at the end of the game

According to BBC …

 

[RedLionLad]

"Feel pig sick after being robbed today.
Played really well second half, should have won by a few, Collins and Coburn missed 3 great oops.
As the ref... Absolute disgrace. Completely lost the plot. Even the 4th official had his head in his hands at one point, looking at disbelief at Barton.
As for Rooney for them... I don't think I've ever witnessed a bigger pr1ck on our pitch. He's asking to get battered by a fan one day, sorry to say it.
As for Fleetwood fans... Disgrace also. Small town / village mentality."

 

[WessexPest]

3 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

"Feel pig sick after being robbed today.
Played really well second half, should have won by a few, Collins and Coburn missed 3 great oops.
As the ref... Absolute disgrace. Completely lost the plot. Even the 4th official had his head in his hands at one point, looking at disbelief at Barton.
As for Rooney for them... I don't think I've ever witnessed a bigger pr1ck on our pitch. He's asking to get battered by a fan one day, sorry to say it.
As for Fleetwood fans... Disgrace also. Small town / village mentality."

 

That sums up the Rent Boys’ fan base perfectly - condoning smacking a player while slating another team’s supporters in the same breath without a hint of irony.

Hypocritical flanges.

[petehinton]

Worth noting that Fleetwood had an entire documentary filmed and ready to be broadcast on DAZN, only to be scrapped because their manger has multiple court cases lined up and DAZN didn’t want their name dragged through the mud. 
 

imagine having that same man as manager of your club. Oh yeah, Rovers do. 

[pongo88]

22 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

According to BBC …

 

I definitely heard 21,500 ish on the tannoy but BBC could be right.  Even allowing for the fact that attendance is calculated on tickets sold and not bums on seats, it didn’t look like 23,501 today. 

[Rudolf Hucker]

14 minutes ago, pongo88 said:

I definitely heard 21,500 ish on the tannoy but BBC could be right.  Even allowing for the fact that attendance is calculated on tickets sold and not bums on seats, it didn’t look like 23,501 today. 

I was in the Dolman. Heard nothing on the tannoy regarding attendance. In fact, heard nothing on the tannoy. 

[WessexPest]

I’d be surprised if 23k is correct but 21,000 is still admirable considering everyone is skint, we were absolutely cheesewater in midweek and we are close to the bottom of the table.

[Gert Mare]

49 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

"Feel pig sick after being robbed today.
Played really well second half, should have won by a few, Collins and Coburn missed 3 great oops.
As the ref... Absolute disgrace. Completely lost the plot. Even the 4th official had his head in his hands at one point, looking at disbelief at Barton.
As for Rooney for them... I don't think I've ever witnessed a bigger pr1ck on our pitch. He's asking to get battered by a fan one day, sorry to say it.
As for Fleetwood fans... Disgrace also. Small town / village mentality."

 

Village mentality says the tinpot tent dwellers.

There’s none so blind as those who will not see….

The gift giveth

[Numero Uno]

1 minute ago, Gert Mare said:

Village mentality says the tinpot tent dwellers.

There’s none so blind as those who will not see….

The gift giveth

How can the Santas Grotto mob call anyone else tinpot? More tents than ******* Millets, row M missing, fake Fanta, crisps with luminous green mould coating them, more plastic chairs than the Titanic, the Doncaster United debacle and they call Fleetwood a tinpot village club…………..

[Gert Mare]

50 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

How can the Santas Grotto mob call anyone else tinpot? More tents than ******* Millets, row M missing, fake Fanta, crisps with luminous green mould coating them, more plastic chairs than the Titanic, the Doncaster United debacle and they call Fleetwood a tinpot village club…………..

They are a club from a large City.

They have won a Watney Cup, a few yo-yo promotions (including one to return to the Football League after finishing second - and had an open top bus tour to celebrate) and the Longwell Green Sixes.

They’re forever being called Bristol City by anyone North of Yate.

Hardly a massive club….

More like a wet fart stain in the kegs.

Tinpot.

 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Gert Mare

[WessexPest]

23 minutes ago, Gert Mare said:

They are a club from a large City.

They have won a Watney Cup, a few yo-yo promotions (including one to return to the Football League after finishing second - and had an open top bus tour to celebrate) and the Longwell Green Sixes.

They’re forever being called Bristol City by anyone North of Yate.

Hardly a massive club….

More like a wet fart stain in the kegs.

Tinpot.

 

Actually I believe that is their club motto:-

“cacas nostra braccas”