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1 hour ago, 42nite said:

The gift eh?

Will this thread ever end?

 

In 5 billion years the sun will expand and become a red giant. It'll swallow up Mercury and Venus and potentially Earth.

Scientists have speculated that in the final years that Earth is inhabited, there will be a final message sent out into the cosmos that will read "unlucky da shit, we r coming 4 u!"

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1 hour ago, BS2 Red said:

In 5 billion years the sun will expand and become a red giant. It'll swallow up Mercury and Venus and potentially Earth.

Scientists have speculated that in the final years that Earth is inhabited, there will be a final message sent out into the cosmos that will read "unlucky da shit, we r coming 4 u!"

........and we will still be waiting to break into the top 6! :D

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Must be a familiar feeling for borehamwood, winning a game of football against a team not fit for the football league at a ground not fit for the football league either.

The whole setup is non league TBH and as for the manager, not only is he a disgrace to the football League but a disgrace to humanity.

Totally tinpot in every way.

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4 hours ago, BS2 Red said:

In 5 billion years the sun will expand and become a red giant. It'll swallow up Mercury and Venus and potentially Earth.

Scientists have speculated that in the final years that Earth is inhabited, there will be a final message sent out into the cosmos that will read "unlucky da shit, we r coming 4 u!"

That's exaggeration of which even Gasheads would be 'prowed'.

Life on earth, if it lasts that long, has but 950m years left. The Sun, having lost around 10% of its present mass, will irradiate to cinder all organic matter, plus remove the Earth's atmosphere long before it itself expands.

You're correct though that until then the gaseous 'giant' (sic) will still be minding the gap.

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43 minutes ago, BTRFTG said:

That's exaggeration of which even Gasheads would be 'prowed'.

Life on earth, if it lasts that long, has but 950m years left. The Sun, having lost around 10% of its present mass, will irradiate to cinder all organic matter, plus remove the Earth's atmosphere long before it itself expands.

You're correct though that until then the gaseous 'giant' (sic) will still be minding the gap.

If we are being pedantic, then I can point out that I didn't specify 5 billion for life, but for when the sun will potentially swallow the Earth. The second paragraph stated "in the final years the Earth is inhabited" and didn't specify a timeframe.

But, you know, it was just a silly joke and wasn't making a scientific prediction. ;) 

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2 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

At least we’ve not missed out on a glamour tie in round 3 (although would have been a great chance to progress).
 

He obviously doesn’t realise that Accrington Stanley are a much more difficult proposition than Boreham Wood

And appear to be their bogey side. Didn`t they stick six past them recently?

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17 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

At least we’ve not missed out on a glamour tie in round 3 (although would have been a great chance to progress).
 

He obviously doesn’t realise that Accrington Stanley are a much more difficult proposition than Boreham Wood

Remember - it’s all the other clubs who have missed out, because:

dA gAS aRE eVERYONE’s cUP fINAL!!!

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2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Accrington are very happy though. They get to go to a ground with modern facilities, in date food and probably won`t get their minibuses headbutted.

On the FA Cup MOTD programme last night they showed the Boreham Wood players celebrating in their dressing room. Now I know that football clubs tend to provide visiting teams with smaller, more humble dressing rooms but theirs still had the ‘kin brooms in there. What a shithole, inside and out. 

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44 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

On the FA Cup MOTD programme last night they showed the Boreham Wood players celebrating in their dressing room. Now I know that football clubs tend to provide visiting teams with smaller, more humble dressing rooms but theirs still had the ‘kin brooms in there. What a shithole, inside and out. 

Are those for sweeping all of Joey’s indiscretions under the carpet?

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