Bazooka Joe Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, cityal said: A bit off topic but... Having been to Kuwait 4 or 5 times - I ceartinly don't recall the skies looking anything like that, or there being much "greenery" or trees as shown in the picture. My recollection of Kuwait was unbearable outside temperatures (45+ deg in the middle of the day) and very, very, few clouds. A special mention should also go to the absolute cluster-f*@k of a shambles that is their main airport - for such a rich country it is an utter embrassment. It frequently appears near the top of lists of the worst airports in the world. Lets hope that it serves as an inspiration for development of a certain venue in North Bristol! Knowing the thieving Fewers, it's probably K'Yate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Why stop there, why not Rwanda ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 18 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Have they no shame? It appears, at the behest of their new "Owner," they have resorted to selling "kids for a quid" and adults for a miserly £10. I know they're desperate for money, but even for them, this is a step too far. It seems doing anything immoral or illegal is okay with them. So the Fewers/Rags/Squatters/Sags are now Traffickers as well. Wonder what their next great (hopefully legal/moral) income-generating scheme will be? "Hussain Al Seaweed and his team are prowed to announce our Back, Sack and Crack service, (delivered by the stunningly hirsute Irene and her team of toothless hags), our new Fungal Toenail pasty range, and our long-awaited verruca and acne-flavoured drinks (we guarentee they're out-of-date or your money back)" Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this It's the reasoning behind it that people find funny 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 50 minutes ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? We can only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 18 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this It’s the fact that they’re finding it so hard to get their poxy little stand 75% full for the SAG inspection, they’re having to practically give away the tickets is what people are laughing at. Seems like their claim of ‘build it and they will come’ was more than a little optimistic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this Well no, because season tickets for kids for us are cheap and they get a shirt as well. The point about this offer is that comes after they realised no one was interested at 3x the price, and they are desperate to test the stand out. Edited January 25 by Port Said Red 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 25 Admin Report Share Posted January 25 37 minutes ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this You have massively missed the point behind this I am afraid Probably best to go back a few pages and find out why their own supporters were up in arms about it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 3 hours ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago Kids for a quid . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 15 minutes ago, BrizzleRed said: It’s the fact that they’re finding it so hard to get their poxy little stand 75% full for the SAG inspection, they’re having to practically give away the tickets is what people are laughing at. Seems like their claim of ‘build it and they will come’ was more than a little optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 (edited) 3 hours ago, Homer Simpson said: Desperately pushing it now. May have to close the rest of the ground to achieve 75%. £10 Tickets & Kids for a Quid vs Oxford 1 Hour ago They literally have to beg the most faithful and true supporters in the whole wide world to turn up. They’re still ranting and raving on the kebab man pulling the plug on the Fruit Market. In light of the fact that they can’t even get 75% capacity at the ‘Meccanocana’ shit hole it seems like pulling the plug on a 15,000+ capacity stadium was a shrewd move by Al Kebabdi and son. There would have been more atmosphere in a ******* morgue than at the Fruitihad! My sides are splitting. Renowned club too mind……A-hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Renowned for being aggressive and completely ******* TINPOT! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ahhhhh-hahahahahaaaaaaa…Quid a Children’s hahahahahaaaaaaaaa Edited January 25 by Gert Mare 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 (edited) Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. Edited January 25 by Betty Swallocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said: Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Edited January 25 by Gert Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 7 minutes ago, Betty Swallocks said: Heard the £10 ticket offer hasn’t been taken up in large numbers so they are now offering a free ticket with every out of date bottle of Fanta purchased. Don't Pirates press-gang people into doing things they don't want to do? Watch out for Pirates patrolling Gloucester Road on Saturday afternoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 3 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Guess it’s easier to lie about the numbers away, as they don’t show up on their end of year accounts like the home attendances do. Joke of a club 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 12 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: They literally have to beg the most faithful and true supporters in the whole wide world to turn up. They’re still ranting and raving on the kebab man pulling the plug on the Fruit Market. In light of the fact that they can’t even get 75% capacity at the ‘Meccanocana’ shit hole it seems like pulling the plug on a 15,000+ capacity stadium was a shrewd move. There would have been more atmosphere in a ******* morgue than at the Fruitihad! My sides are splitting. Renowned club too mind……A-hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Renowned for being aggressive and completely ******* TINPOT! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ahhhhh-hahahahahaaaaaaa…Quid a Children’s hahahahahaaaaaaaaa Well, they are. Who else could muster over 3400 pages on SOMEONE ELSES forum ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Now sponsored by Desperado’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 The definition of realisation "Carry on at this rate the club won’t be able to give the tickets away!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetterRedthanBlue Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 19 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: The bestest fans in the world are all away, boosting away attendances. They’re obsessed with away attendances. It’s what they do. Hahahahaaaaaaaa Because when you go to fantastic stadiums like they have at Burton Albion and Cheltenham why would you go to a stadium where nothing matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 13 minutes ago, Gert Mare said: Now sponsored by Desperado’s is that tier one of a two tier stand ? I presume the rest of the seats are in the shadowed area to the rear, it does look gurt impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolmoose Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 9 hours ago, BanburyRed said: Definitely fake if the word 'vicariously' is being used. No Sag would know what it means, let alone spell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Happy Farmer Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 This is my first post after many years of reading OTIB especially the Bristol Rovers thread. I’ve been a City fan for many decades, a season-ticket holder and have a very small shareholding. Firstly I’d like to say most Bristol Rovers fans are just like us - they support their team in the same way that we do but, there is a code amongst football clubs in this country that if your rivals are in serious financial trouble, you either do nothing or help them in someway. Unfortunately, one club has not honoured this. I’ve heard it said, even by some City fans, that all Rovers have over us is 1982. This is not the case. For those of you who can’t remember, in 1982 Mr Bradshaw and Mr Flook (both directors of BRFC) bid, I believe, £250,000 to buy Ashton Gate. Their manager at the time, Mr Bobby Gould, confirmed in an interview that this was their chance to become the only professional team in Bristol so their intentions were very clear. So, when 1982 is mentioned, Bristol Rovers fans should hang their heads in shame and shuffle their feet with embarrassment - it was not their finest hour. I’m led to believe that the current owners of Bristol Rovers are honourable people so I invite them to apologise for the actions of their club in 1982. Thank you for reading this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 1 hour ago, Maltshoveller said: Wow If any other club bar the Gas were doing £10 tickets and quid a kid Posters on here would be up in arms slagging off our club and the Lansdowns for not doing the same The gas give us more than enough to rip the sh#t out of them A bit harsh doing them for this If you read Bazooka Joes post again he’s joking that the club are selling actual children for £1 and an adult for £10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchred Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Sleepy1968 said: Horfield is going to be bombed by the USAF? Hopefully another legion can take on the task because I wouldn't trust the yanks to hit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Gurt ‘Teds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Rumour has it, we may have just splashed out over a Tillson on a player . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 10 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Rumour has it, we may have just splashed out over a Tillson on a player . Rumour and may Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 16 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said: Rumour has it, we may have just splashed out over a Tillson on a player . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RedLionLad Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Just now, Miah Dennehy said: I like John. He'll do well for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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