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On 03/03/2019 at 13:19, Wanderingred said:

 

Tickets still available for tomorrow night. Come on sags, can't you sell out on your big night, even though you've increased Sunderlands allocation?

After all, you'll take over 40,000 to Wembley

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12 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Tickets still available for tomorrow night. Come on sags, can't you sell out on your big night, even though you've increased Sunderlands allocation?

After all, you'll take over 40,000 to Wembley

In fairness, Champions League is on....

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They've had an advert on Sam FM for a few weeks.

"the scum are ONE game from Wembley" it says excitedly.

"come and get behind the slags as they battle with their bumchums for the chance of silver wear" etc.

It would be nice not to have to listen to that shit every time I'm in the car over the next month. We'll see.

Would be hilarious if a trip to Wembley for the under 23 Cup distracted them from the important business of trying to stay in League 1.

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I fully expect Sunderland to respect Bristol Rovers’ fans enough, to not but out any first team players tomorrow, just to do their bit in helping them to enjoy a nice, well deserved day out at Webley. 

If it had been against us on the other hand.. oh my..! They’d be doing everything they could to try and deny us our cup final. And rightly so, being the horrible bunch of barstewards that we are! 

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On 03/03/2019 at 19:42, RedLionLad said:

Saw quite a few Plymouth fans in various service stations Northbound and Southbound over the weekend. Fair play to them for doing that trip.

 

Never mind their trip, what we're all desperate to know is did you ask them if they preferred us over Rovers? That's the most important thing ever. Oh please say they did, please!

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Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

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19 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

Strange. They should be used to “the snake” being in a team that loses to non league teams. 

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26 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

A top team in league one?

Blackpool are 10th, by that logic we are a in the automatics...

I’d also like to point out they have a stand closed for tomorrow nights game, the bestest loyalest fans in the world are having to close a stand so the others look more full for Sky Sports...

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More sag 5hite about their support. This "Frankie prince" waxes lyrical about their fantastic away support yet hasn't experienced it himself!!!  Must be gaslogic.

It's like the saddoes who phone in to Radio Bristol after a match droning on about "well, it sounded great on the radio Geoff and from what I heard it was a definite penalty"

A stand closed (make that a tent zipped up) and tickets still available for their big semi final. Still you only need a select few to create the right atmosphere with Babestation on tap.

You don't need big attendance to create atmosphere....our away following is proof of that. However, ar away games we do have the advantage of all being in one area.


* See you at Scunthorpe for my first match of this season

 

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I also see they made a dig at our U23s for losing 8-1 to derby where the average age was like 3 years difference and we had no seniors playing.

In a sarcastic comment one gashesd says "Nice to see the hillbillies youth flourishing". Such a ridiculous comment I don't even know where start. Very stupid bloke.

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56 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

Nice to see they are following our U23's closely enough to get all the names right.

And 'we have nothing on them other than taking the p**s out of their U23's.....? Really? Nothing on them? Really? Oh dear. :facepalm:

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13 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

Nice to see they are following our U23's closely enough to get all the names right.

And 'we have nothing on them other than taking the p**s out of their U23's.....? Really? Nothing on them? Really? Oh dear. :facepalm:

The truly hilarious thing is that even if the Forest U23s team wasn’t that strong when we recently met them at First Level didn’t we beat Forest. Slightly more 8mportant I feel.

As for youth setups aren’t they rumoured to be scaling theirs back again because it costs money

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21 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

:facepalm: 

So "a top team" = 10th place Blackpool, who are a mere 27 points behind the league one leaders  - BTW In our division QPR languishing down in 18th place are that far behind the leaders. 

Some facts on that U23 game based on twitter: 

Taylor and Palmer played only the first 60 minutes
The Smith he refers to is actually Harvey Smith (not Korey) so is not a regular first team player as implied
O'leary is our 3rd choice keeper and normally plays those fixtures
That was the first game our U23's lost at home since October

Just for a bit of balance the Forest team actually included:
João Carvalho who cost Forest £13M
Judilson Tuncará Gomes, who is on loan from Monaco - (his last full transfer was €10M!)
Molla wague who has played 30 times for Mali 
Karim Ansarifarad who has played 73 times for Iran

Its nice that the gashead concerned takes such a keen interest in our development side - However we all know these are players that cannot currently tie down a starting place in our first 11 and we all also know the gas would be creaming themselves if they signed any one of those players. To me it shows our strength in depth that we are having to give players like this game time in U23 to keep them sharp - As regarding the fact the U23 lost when you look in a bit more detail at what Forest put it out it puts a narrow 4-3 defeat in context, it wasn't like we were playing schoolkids.

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1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

If we ever get into such a shit state of affairs that the only thing we have to laugh about is Rovers under23s losing a match I want someone to shoot me in the back of the head.

Well done Rovers for beating a ‘top’ team in League 1, certainly something you’re never likely to be yourselves. The chances are that they’re far more likely to see their band of Sunday League cloggers play against our under 23s in a competitive match in the near future than our first team.

Have a little think about that Sagheads when you’re stood on Wembley way wearing blue and white jesters hats and taking selfies.

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12 minutes ago, cityal said:

That was the first game our U23's lost at home since October


Just for a bit of balance the Forest team actually included:
João Carvalho who cost Forest £13M
Judilson Tuncará Gomes, who is on loan from Monaco - (his last full transfer was €10M!)
Molla wague who has played 30 times for Mali 
Karim Ansarifarad who has played 73 times for Iran

"yeah but, huh huh huh, da shit gert lost in dey had da gert snake in da side, huh huh huh....n we wun n Blackpool r above us so dey are like amazing so huh huh unlucky da shit"

Desperate morons.

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So the 'Gift That Keeps On Giving' are due to play Sunderland again today.

After their defeat to the same opposition ten days ago, the Gashead manager Graham Coughlan said the reason their performance didn't merit any points was,

"Quality in the final turd."

Sometimes you don't even need to say anything...

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8 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

.....and they obviously think Harvey Smith is Korey.... another pathetic attempt by the sags to remain relevant...

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9 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

And they care enough to know those are all first team squad players!

I am not sure I can name ONE of their first team, let alone the whole squad

 

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Flicking through the listings I found there is a 2 hour documentary about abject poverty in the world today. Will feature the plight of thousands of people, many who survive on a diet of poor, cheap processed food, housed together in tented accommodation. Apparently very little hope for the future. "Puts life into perspective". 

Sky sports football. 

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 “Help them to get to Wembley by creating the atmosphere against Sunderland that Gasheads are famous for.”

 

Excluding the fact they’re deluded & believe their own lies, if it was true you’d have to be such a self centred clown to continuously go on about it.

 

“good post, exactly my point, use the competition for what it is, a cash cow, for little hard up clubs, like ourselves ??

The EFL are essentially bribing small teams, with the plan to introduce U23/B teams in to the league & these sags are lapping it up. If there are B teams they’ll almost never even be in League One let alone higher, let them carry on.

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10 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

Just when we start to think they’ve not given us something to laugh about, then this...........

Very good week so far with Rovers beating a top team in League 1 4-0.

But Bristol City just fielded a team that included the snake, Kasey Palmer, O'Leary, Eliasson, Smith, Baker, Watkins and Adelakun in their U23s and managed to lose 4-3 to Nottingham Forest U23s.

Unlucky da sh** x

They have nothing on us so resort to taking the piss out of our u23’s losing

???

All that matters is we beat Nottingham Forest "over 23s". 

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18 minutes ago, Unan said:

 “Help them to get to Wembley by creating the atmosphere against Sunderland that Gasheads are famous for.”

 

Excluding the fact they’re deluded & believe their own lies, if it was true you’d have to be such a self centred clown to continuously go on about it.

 

good post, exactly my point, use the competition for what it is, a cash cow, for little hard up clubs, like ourselves ??

The EFL are essentially bribing small teams, with the plan to introduce U23/B teams in to the league & these sags are lapping it up. If there are B teams they’ll almost never even be in League One let alone higher, let them carry on.

Greedy bastards, never content now they want to be the fifth or fourth richest club!

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31 minutes ago, Unan said:

 “Help them to get to Wembley by creating the atmosphere against Sunderland that Gasheads are famous for.”

 

Excluding the fact they’re deluded & believe their own lies, if it was true you’d have to be such a self centred clown to continuously go on about it.

 

“good post, exactly my point, use the competition for what it is, a cash cow, for little hard up clubs, like ourselves ??

The EFL are essentially bribing small teams, with the plan to introduce U23/B teams in to the league & these sags are lapping it up. If there are B teams they’ll almost never even be in League One let alone higher, let them carry on.

It will be very much what they are famous for, if one of the stands is empty..! 

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15 minutes ago, MC26 said:

I guess they've gotta start getting used to abusing our under-23's. They'll probably meet them for a 'competitive' game sooner than they meet our first team. 

Our new nickname could be “‘ ‘Ted-dy bears”..?! 

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