Jerseybean Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 This is a Republican candidate offering a solution to rising sea levels, it’s seriously frightening! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Jerseybean said: This is a Republican candidate offering a solution to rising sea levels, it’s seriously frightening! Eureka! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Jerseybean said: This is a Republican candidate offering a solution to rising sea levels, it’s seriously frightening! Does he think the markers are to scale?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerseybean Posted October 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 It gets even better! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 Let`s go back to hunting whales - they`re huge, it`ll make a hell of a difference if we hooked them all out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Also, we need a law to stop people throwing pebbles in the sea. Anyone who does that is an enemy of the planet and should be locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 20 hours ago, Jerseybean said: It gets even better! Pulling the plug out also makes the water decrease, I think he’s onto something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyTonyTony Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 I wonder how much the sea level rises when @Bat Fastardgoes for a swim in the sea ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 A marine engineer with rather a lot of time on his hands did a calculation based on Scott Pio's suggestion and calculated that if every ship was removed from the sea, the oceans would drop by 6 microns - about half the width of a strand of spider's silk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Red-Robbo said: A marine engineer with rather a lot of time on his hands did a calculation based on Scott Pio's suggestion and calculated that if every ship was removed from the sea, the oceans would drop by 6 microns - about half the width of a strand of spider's silk. So what you're saying is we need to build tens of thousands of more ships and take them out of the water too...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: A marine engineer with rather a lot of time on his hands did a calculation based on Scott Pio's suggestion and calculated that if every ship was removed from the sea, the oceans would drop by 6 microns - about half the width of a strand of spider's silk. Did he factor in the whales as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 25 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Did he factor in the whales as well? I think not, but it seems a shame to just blame them. Fat people bathing in the sea probably add a micron or two.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted October 15, 2021 Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 On 13/10/2021 at 12:21, Jerseybean said: This is a Republican candidate offering a solution to rising sea levels, it’s seriously frightening! Yanks! 320 million of em All raving mad! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 I heard that there's 80,000 robot Bidens stored on the ocean bed just off California. Each is 90ft tall. When Bill Gates and the Queen (who is a lizard) activate them and they march ashore, the sea levels will lower considerably. The whole climate change causing rising sea levels thing is a cover story to hide the effect of the underwater Bidens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Maybe they should take all the icebergs out of the ocean too, or melt them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 On 14/10/2021 at 16:15, Red-Robbo said: A marine engineer with rather a lot of time on his hands did a calculation based on Scott Pio's suggestion and calculated that if every ship was removed from the sea, the oceans would drop by 6 microns - about half the width of a strand of spider's silk. So, what your saying is he's actually correct. But also he's a bit of an Twonk ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 19 hours ago, 1960maaan said: So, what your saying is he's actually correct. But also he's a bit of an Twonk ! 6 microns* isn't going to help much while global sea levels are rising by 3.6mm a year. *0.01mm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaissance Williams Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 15/10/2021 at 20:44, myol'man said: Yanks! 320 million of em All raving mad! Remove them (and the Chinese) and I reckon that all the land will rise about 50 feet. Perhaps we need Trump back to achieve this Earth saving disaster. End of all of us,of course, but damn good for cockroaches who can't swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Why don't we make a really long hose pipe and just send all the excess water into space? Don't point the hose at the sun though, we don't want to risk putting it out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaissance Williams Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 3 hours ago, BS2 Red said: Why don't we make a really long hose pipe and just send all the excess water into space? Don't point the hose at the sun though, we don't want to risk putting it out. End global warming, though....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Renaissance Williams said: End global warming, though....... No, with all that water hitting the sun, think of all the steam that would boil us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 7 hours ago, BS2 Red said: No, with all that water hitting the sun, think of all the steam that would boil us! We could do it at night when it`s cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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