Curr Avon Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 (edited) No, not City, Manchester United. United fan Catherine eloquently tears into her side - for 6 minutes and 40 seconds - on yesterday's 606, on Radio 5 Live. Those poor, poor fans. Its worth a listen, from 28:20 606 - United don't look back in anger as City go supersonic - BBC Sounds Edited March 7, 2022 by Curr Avon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 ….but you can roll it in glitter. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 (edited) I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Edited March 7, 2022 by Rich correction 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedNachos Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 It genuinely astounds me how they are 5th in the most prestigious league in world football, an they still find a way to complain more than Bury and Macclesfiel fans ever did. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Meanwhile Man C continue to gild the lilly. It must royally piss them off. As neutral, i enjoyed watching them in the prime Ferguson years. Now it's the blue half of Manchester i watch if i fancy some Prem/CL action. They're miles ahead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmNick Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C four one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Thanks for editing to include a correction. Could have been a real mistake to try this otherwise! Phew. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 minute ago, IAmNick said: Thanks for editing to include a correction. Could have been a real mistake to try this otherwise! Phew. It needs to be quite precise to obtain the level of glossy appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, Rich said: It needs to be quite precise to obtain the level of glossy appearance. I did it twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Someone on the beeb website said that Man city decided what kind of team they wanted and bought the players they wanted. Utd threw money at a load of players and hoped they had a team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon bristol Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 19 minutes ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. This sounds quite artistic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 19 minutes ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Sounds far too much like hard work. I'd simply leave the turd for millions of years until it turns into a fossil coprolite and hey presto! It can be polished to your heart's content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Man you have really, I mean really , over thought this. You need a hobby, probably a different hobby I would guess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Lerring Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, 1960maaan said: Man you have really, I mean really , over thought this. You need a hobby, probably a different hobby I would guess He's got a hobby. A jobby hobby by the sounds of it 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Leigh of Somerset Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 33 minutes ago, Midred said: Someone on the beeb website said that Man city decided what kind of team they wanted and bought the players they wanted. Utd threw money at a load of players and hoped they had a team! And, under Ashton/Johnson, we copied the Man U play book....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, 1960maaan said: Man you have really, I mean really , over thought this. You need a hobby, probably a different hobby I would guess Well I for one think it sounds like fun! Just off to the privvy now to conjure one up for an evening’s amusement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 54 minutes ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Sounds like you've had practice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 As we are talking about Man Utd and Man City A quick question Where is the biggest gap? Man City v Man Utd or Us v Gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveInSA Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 Is she talking about Bristol City? She could be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. That might work with one of your turds but not mine. My guts are playing up at the moment and you definitely couldn’t polish what I turn out on a morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Simon bristol said: This sounds quite artistic I can drop one off for you, if you'd like. 1 hour ago, Red-Robbo said: Sounds far too much like hard work. I'd simply leave the turd for millions of years until it turns into a fossil coprolite and hey presto! It can be polished to your heart's content. I don't have that long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Sounds like you've had practice. A vivid practical imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 42 minutes ago, swanker said: That might work with one of your turds but not mine. My guts are playing up at the moment and you definitely couldn’t polish what I turn out on a morning. Might just take longer for the liquid level to dry up. If it's the opposite, then forego the baking section and go straight to the varnish part of the instructions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 44 minutes ago, swanker said: That might work with one of your turds but not mine. My guts are playing up at the moment and you definitely couldn’t polish what I turn out on a morning. use yours as the polish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Maltshoveller said: As we are talking about Man Utd and Man City A quick question Where is the biggest gap? Man City v Man Utd or Us v Gas This is my take (numbers for illustration only.) Say our players are on average 25% better than Rovers players, but Man City players are perhaps 5% better than Man United players. So on that level the gap in quality is bigger between us and Rovers. Rovers might be able to spend £25M to make up the difference in quality against us. Man United would have to spend £500M + to obtain a squad of similar quality to Man C. So on monetary terms to bridge the quality gap, the biggest gap is with Man U/Man C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted March 7, 2022 Report Share Posted March 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Rich said: I disagree. Bake it in the oven at 250 degrees C for one hour twenty minutes. Leave to cool for twenty four hours. Apply one coat of yacht varnish, diluted with turps at 50%, followed by another three undiluted coats with a minimum of four hours between coats. Leave for twenty four hours. At this point bring out the pledge and polish to your hearts content. Or you could bake it in the oven at 250 degrees c, season liberally and polish it off with a nice bergerac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Davefevs said: ….but you can roll it in glitter. Or drop a sparkly hair band on the top 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 9 hours ago, The dastardly red said: Or you could bake it in the oven at 250 degrees c, season liberally and polish it off with a nice bergerac. What's John Nettles got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2015 Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 I absolutely love seeing Man Utd lose, every time especially to their rivals. Seeing their struggles post Ferguson has been a gift that keeps giving, it must really hurt them that the two best sides in the Country by a mile are now Man City and Liverpool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 12 hours ago, The dastardly red said: Or you could bake it in the oven at 250 degrees c, season liberally and polish it off with a nice bergerac. Don't like Bergerac. A nice Merlot or Malbec would be my choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 8, 2022 Report Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Curr Avon said: What's John Nettles got to do with it? Beat me to it Mark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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