BigAl&Toby Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 As relegation looms and as the sun is shining in Sydney I’m preparing myself for a long flight home. Back to Frome and then back to BS3 for some more fun filled Saturdays. Oh how I wished I could have taken my seat and watch us slide further towards the relegation zone….. And it got me thinking - a bit of light hearted relief. If the Lansdowns did cars, what car would they do. Here’s my starter for 10. Look at it. Doesn’t it look great. Sexy, curvy Italian lines. Look at the paintwork. Imagine what it’s like to sit inside, the prancing horse on your bonnet. So you open the door. You slide into the finest Maranello hide seats. You get out the key. It slides effortlessly into the ignition….. The anticipation is getting too much. Soon you’ll turn the key and the engine will roar and throb away….. But then you turn the key. It clicks. You can hear the fuel pump doing its best but the bastard won’t fire. And then it dawns on you. Good old Steve. He’s sold you a pup. This ain’t no Italian classic super car. He’s built and sold you a ******* replica A bit like AG. Looks good. Feels good. Might even - at times - sound good - The Killers were superb. But performance and results. Where things really matter. Ahhhh….. Anyway. Who’s up next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 An Alfasud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 (edited) Little Tykes Edited December 27, 2022 by CrackingCheeseGromit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 Basically you are asking for a list of expensive but underperforming cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 How is this creature still allowed to post on here after his post about Lansdowns wife (and daughter? ) Shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 austin allegro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 DeLorean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveInSA Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 A Bristol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingswood red Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 A restyled Trabant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 An Ashton Martin? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 A Citroen 2cv. Presenting Bristol City FC: The same colours as Arsenal! As many players as Manchester Utd!* More fans than Liverpool!** *Bristol city start the match with 11 players, the same as Manchester Utd. **Bristol city have more fans inside Ashton Gate than Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 Look, let's be honest, the majority of us were happy when Pearson was appointed here and thought the board had at last got something right. I'm not sure we can beat them with the stick of Pearson's failure He just has turned out to be the Derby, Hull, Southampton, Watford, OH Leuven Nigel Pearson rather than the Leicester City one. It has become apparent that his Leicester success was as a result of a special set of circumstances that cannot be replicated here. Up against the odds, he casts around for all manner of peculiar solutions. He talks tough, but his side's crumble. As we as fans didn't necessarily expect this to be the case, I'm not blaming the Lansdown family for a failure to have a crystal ball either. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Kingswood Robin said: DeLorean Which future are you going back to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red ponty Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 It would be rolls royce on the outside with a mark 2 cortina refurb inside.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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