BCFCOFSWEDEN Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Does anybody know anything about his injury today? He is very importanted for us so i hope he soon will be back! COYR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. He's been known to milk these in the past. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of his pie crust Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. Udder rubbish 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Out of his pie crust said: Udder rubbish I’ve herd worse 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 19 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. give yourself a pat on the back! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthStand Sandwich Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Just moove on… 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bas's perfect hattrick Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 22 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: He's been known to milk these in the past. He cud be back next week 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeez Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CiderCraig Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? Flank Lampard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Cow 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? Surely someone can steak a claim. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 6 hours ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? A plaice in defence? ( Cow, fish, what's the difference?) Whose plaice is at steak? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I bet he felt sh*t on the grass when he had to go off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 7 hours ago, CiderCraig said: With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet? All will be revealed in the fullness of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Surely someone can steak a claim. Bullocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I like a joke as much as the next man but remember we’re talking about a real person, with real feelings, who has just suffered a potentially serious injury. I don’t think he will be a-moo-sed by all this cow-medy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. Was that from when he leathered the ball out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 Veally bad puns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 Are we dung with these puns now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag. A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined. Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life. The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?” The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd” 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Jeez said: You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag. A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined. Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life. The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?” The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd” You’ve got to milk the old ones while you can. After too long they become a bit deja-moo. And if you tell them too often seems like you’re pasture best. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 Least it wasn't snowing yesterday, he would have been fresian sat on the bench. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 11 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said: Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. The medical team no doubt need to take stock of him, steaks are pretty high with a key player like Naismith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said: You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 minute ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. We just won at Preston! Come on, have a go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucky Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 hour ago, GrahamC said: Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it? More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance. I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off. I've read this 3 times and I still can't figure out the pun here. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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