Naismiths injury/Cow Puns

[BCFCOFSWEDEN]

Does anybody know anything about his injury today?

He is very importanted for us so i hope he soon will be back!

 

COYR!

[Merrick's Marvels]

Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 

[Bristol Oil Services]

3 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 

He's been known to milk these in the past.

[Out of his pie crust]

3 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said:

He's been known to milk these in the past.

Udder rubbish

[joe jordans teeth]

6 minutes ago, Out of his pie crust said:

Udder rubbish

I’ve herd worse 

[cityal]

19 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said:

He's been known to milk these in the past.

give yourself a pat on the back!

[SouthStand Sandwich]

Just moove on…

[Bas's perfect hattrick]

22 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said:

He's been known to milk these in the past.

He cud be back next week

[Jeez]

[Jeez]

[CiderCraig]

With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet?

[joe jordans teeth]

14 minutes ago, CiderCraig said:

With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet?

Flank Lampard 

[David Brent]

Cow

[Port Said Red]

1 hour ago, CiderCraig said:

With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet?

Surely someone can steak a claim.

[CiderJar]

6 hours ago, CiderCraig said:

With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet?

A plaice in defence? ( Cow, fish, what's the difference?) Whose plaice is at steak?

[Tomo]

I bet he felt sh*t on the grass when he had to go off...

[Lanterne Rouge]

7 hours ago, CiderCraig said:

With a space in defence now, who do you think will fillet?

All will be revealed in the fullness of time.

[Curr Avon]

6 hours ago, Port Said Red said:

Surely someone can steak a claim.

Bullocks.

[SydneyCity]

I like a joke as much as the next man but remember we’re talking about a real person, with real feelings, who has just suffered a potentially serious injury.

I don’t think he will be a-moo-sed by all this cow-medy.

[Selred]

10 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 

Was that from when he leathered the ball out?

[WarksRobin]

Veally bad puns

[marmite]

Are we dung with these puns now?

[Silvio Dante]

These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag.

A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined.

Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life.

The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?”

The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd”

[Bristol Oil Services]

10 hours ago, Jeez said:

You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. 

[italian dave]

9 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

These cow puns have reminded me of a really old gag.

A farmer wakes up one morning and is astounded to see all his cattle have frozen solid. He tries everything - consults the vet, even uses a blowtorch but they remain frozen. This goes on for weeks and he despairs, believing his livelihood is ruined.

Just as all is lost, he looks out of his window and an old woman is placing her hands on the cattle. Miraculously, as she does, they all come to life.

The farmer runs out and exclaims at the woman. “This is a miracle. Who are you?”

The woman looks up and replies “Thora Herd”

You’ve got to milk the old ones while you can. After too long they become a bit deja-moo. And if you tell them too often seems like you’re pasture best. 

[Taz]

Least it wasn't snowing yesterday, he would have been fresian sat on the bench.

 

 

 

 

 

[Alessandro]

11 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

Calf strain. To be assessed in next day or two. 

The medical team no doubt need to take stock of him, steaks are pretty high with a key player like Naismith.

[GrahamC]

7 minutes ago, Bristol Oil Services said:

You never see that @GrahamC on these sort of threads, he goes missing when the puns start flying. Disappointing. 

Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it?

More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance.

I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off.

 

[Bristol Oil Services]

1 minute ago, GrahamC said:

Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it?

More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance.

I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off.

 

We just won at Preston! Come on, have a go

[chucky]

1 hour ago, GrahamC said:

Humour, like taste in film & music is completely subjective, isn’t it?

More people like Mrs. Brown’s Boys than ever watched Monkey Dust or The Larry Sanders Show, for instance.

I’ll therefore try not to be too unkind here but reading the same obvious (unfunny) stuff is pretty tiresome, so once a thread descends into things like “udderly brilliant” or the same rubbish pun someone had already said about 6 posts previously, I’m off.

 

I've read this 3 times and I still can't figure out the pun here.