Father Christmas Joke

[devonred]

Its Christmas Eve & this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.

His wife is leaving him for another man, he's lost his job & he owes

thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he is finishes his prayers & closes

his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder

'Are you ok?' asks Father Christmas

The man explains why he's so miserable & gets ready to jump.

'STOP!' shouts Father Christmas. 'Its Christmas & I will grant you three

wishes to solve your problems on the understanding you grant me a small

favour in return!'

'Would you?, that would be wonderful!!!....Thank you, thank you.' the man

replies.

Father Christmas promises him that.......

1. You shall go home in 1 hour & your wife will be dressed in all her

sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness & longing for your return, she

will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.

2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk & continue with

your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have

any recollection of your sacking.

3. you shall go to your bank & you will be ten thousand pounds in

credit &

shall have no outstanding bills.

'Thankyou, thankyou!' says the man. 'What is it that I can do for you?'

Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants & bend over . After a quite

brutal rogering, which made his eyes water, Father Christmas asks the man

how old he is.

'36' replies the man

'Ho, Ho, Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't you!?'

Chuckled the fat gay b*stard in fancy dress....

[The Man In Black]

Quality mate, quality

[Guest Ciderhead Reynolds]

how funny , thats quality