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Sorting out a boiler problem today and noted what appears to be an expansion vessel labelled Varem Bovolenta. Italian, apparently, sounding like a no nonsense centre back to me. Put me in mind of when I used to think footballer every time I saw a Hertz Van Rental vehicle. Dutch winger for me. Any others suggested by everyday items? Should lighten the mood away from the Lansdown/Pearson conspiracy nonsense.

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Melton Mowbray (the home of wonderful pork pies) sounds like a rather upmarket sort of person. Far to upper class to play precessional football but, possibly, could play as an amateur got Corinthian Casuals 

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23 minutes ago, WWred said:

Bradley Stoke - Definitely a tough tackling Left Back, deemed to short to play his preferred position at Centre Back. Forged a very successful career in Leagues 1 & 2 but found his big move to the Championship a bit to much of a step up

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46136144#:~:text=Meet Bradley Stokes%2C who plays,centre-back told BBC Sport.

11 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

I always imagined Priestly Farquharson who plays for Walsall was the owner of a stately home in Suffolk who has had to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve a particularly tricky jewel theft.

I really wanted him to stay at Newport with Seb Palmer-Houlden.

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5 hours ago, The Original OTIB said:

Sorting out a boiler problem today and noted what appears to be an expansion vessel labelled Varem Bovolenta. Italian, apparently, sounding like a no nonsense centre back to me. Put me in mind of when I used to think footballer every time I saw a Hertz Van Rental vehicle. Dutch winger for me. Any others suggested by everyday items? Should lighten the mood away from the Lansdown/Pearson conspiracy nonsense.

Another boiler one:

Viessman Vitodens - German; played in the reserves in the Football Combi.

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