Curr Avon Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 (edited) They had their eyes on the prize, but Jon said no for the following reasons. Pep - We don't have a big enough trophy cabinet Jurgen - Too positive. It would frighten the youngsters Cooper - The changing rooms aren't big enough for a 600 man squad Edwards - Premier League? So what! You're ex-Forest Green. They'll only fool me once Dyche - I'm not buying 600 tonnes of gravel a week for you to gargle! Emery - I don't know dick Arteta - Ardad is bad enough Ten Hag - Nes Teg is already a pain in the arse. Next! Roy - Been there, done that Silva - I only deal in gold Any more you've heard? Edited November 3, 2023 by Curr Avon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Zidane - I'm more into headbutting than head coaching. Pochettino - I can't pronounce his name, let alone manage under it. Conte - I asked him for his tactics, he just gave me a death stare. Mourinho - Special One? I'm the Only One. Klopp - Too much hugging, not enough time for tactics. Guardiola - I heard he only signs players who can play the piano. Ancelotti - I need a manager, not a chef. Simeone - I don't speak Spanish, and I don't plan on learning. Bielsa - I'm not sure I want my tactics on a PowerPoint presentation. Rogers - His accent is thicker than our chances of winning the league. Wenger - He might try to sign players on a tight budget, and we've already got enough of those. Moyes - I need someone with a bit more... success. Van Gaal - I can't deal with that level of philosophy. Pulis - We're trying to score goals, not prevent them. Benitez - I asked him for his plan, and he handed me a 50-page dossier. Mourinho - I'm pretty sure he's still busy getting revenge on all his former clubs. Solskjaer - I want a manager, not a caretaker. Pulisic - I said manager, not player. Lampard - I heard he's still arguing with VAR decisions. Big Sam - I can't afford the restaurant bills. Moyes - I need a manager, not a time traveler. Hodgson - He's been managing since before I was born, and I need someone with a bit more energy. Hassenhuttl - I can't even pronounce his name, let alone spell it. Potter - I asked him about his tactics, and he started talking about pottery. Rangnick - I need a manager, not a chess grandmaster. Tuchel - I don't speak German, and I'm not about to start now. Nuno - Wolves are fine, but I need someone who can manage a whole pack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted November 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 (edited) Manning - I don't need a comedian! Dad showed me his stand up videos. Holloway - Belongs in his own prison Farke - Wash your filthy mouth out Heckingbottom - Feckingbottom more like Edited November 3, 2023 by Curr Avon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Warnock - dad doesn’t like him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted November 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 (edited) Ange - I never got over the Den Edited November 3, 2023 by Curr Avon 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Barton - Because he's a massive *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Midlands Robin said: Barton - Because he's a massive *** He has or is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Is, I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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