Supermodels

[Ian M]

There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot,

Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.

Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the

pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in

case they went down.

Elle put on more make-up saying, "They always rescued the

beautiful ones first". Cindy donned her jewelery claiming,

"They would rescue the richest one first", upon which Naomi,

threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window

saying "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the

Black Box"!