potbelly Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 A new employee is hired at the "Tickle Me Elmo" factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am here is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, " but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTID 7 Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 haha :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilciderhed Posted December 18, 2003 Report Share Posted December 18, 2003 Ha ha ho ho he he! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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