Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 20, 2003 Admin Report Share Posted December 20, 2003 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Ethel: "What's that?" Maud: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet" Ethel: "Where did you get it?" Maud: "You can get them at any Chemist shop." The next day, Ethel hobbles herself into the local chemist shop and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately he asks what brand she prefers. Ethel: "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted December 20, 2003 Report Share Posted December 20, 2003 :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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