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A Few Jokes


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Whats Pink and fluffy?

answer: pink fluff

Whats Black and fluffy?

Answer: Pink fluff in the dark

What did the policeman say to his belly?

Answer: your under a vest

Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says don't look at me i don't know how to drive

A redhead goes into her daughters room and finds a packet of cigarettes, "I knew my daughter smoked!" she said

A brunnete goes into her daughters room and finds a bottle of jack daniels, "I knew my daughter drank!" she said

A blonde goes onto her daughters room and finds a condom, "I knew my daughter had a penis!"

What happened to jeses when he went to mount olive?

Answer: Popeye beat the *!*! into him.

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