Grasshoppers, I Am Feeling Philosophical

[nester]

A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you ?"

And God said, "A minute."

Then the man asked: "Well, what's a million dollars to you ?"

And God said: "A penny."

The man asked: "God, can I have a penny ?"

And God said: "Sure, In a minute."

[Rich-TWSC-]

A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you ?"

And God said, "A minute."

Then the man asked: "Well, what's a million dollars to you ?"

And God said: "A penny."

The man asked: "God, can I have a penny ?"

And God said: "Sure, In a minute."

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RUBBISH!!!!

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[nester]

rovers losing 10 - 1 ... on corners.

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[Guest MaloneFM]

Deep baby!

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench

'Isn't it windy?'

'No its thursday'

'So am I let's go have a cup of tea'