Evocare Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Is there anything these sad, desperate attention seekers won't do?What a world we live in when this type of trash passes for TV.*yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud55 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I know what you mean, me and my mate came up with an idea for a great tv show.Take the same desperate morons that you see in these type of shows, stick them in the Jungle give them loads of food and equipment and stuff and set them off to get to a point 40 miles away, where awaiting them is a 10 million quid contract for their field. Now 12 hours after these celebs set off release a squad of S.A.S and a squad of Navy Seals to hunt them down and kill them That would make loads of money, i know i'd pay per view if there was even the slightest chance that that **** Peter Andre will get his head taken off by a sniper round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted May 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I know what you mean, me and my mate came up with an idea for a great tv show.Take the same desperate morons that you see in these type of shows, stick them in the Jungle give them loads of food and equipment and stuff and set them off to get to a point 40 miles away, where awaiting them is a 10 million quid contract for their field. Now 12 hours after these celebs set off release a squad of S.A.S and a squad of Navy Seals to hunt them down and kill them That would make loads of money, i know i'd pay per view if there was even the slightest chance that that **** Peter Andre will get his head taken off by a sniper round ←Works for me, what channel and when is it on! I would love to see Peter Andre and Jordon gunned down by a tabuk sniper, how cool would that be?Actually, lets just chuck everyone who has ever been in OK! magazine onto an island where you can pay to shoot them all?Fantastic, what fun! show me ONE PERSON who would not wanna put a bullet into Darren Days head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I know what you mean, me and my mate came up with an idea for a great tv show.Take the same desperate morons that you see in these type of shows, stick them in the Jungle give them loads of food and equipment and stuff and set them off to get to a point 40 miles away, where awaiting them is a 10 million quid contract for their field. Now 12 hours after these celebs set off release a squad of S.A.S and a squad of Navy Seals to hunt them down and kill them That would make loads of money, i know i'd pay per view if there was even the slightest chance that that **** Peter Andre will get his head taken off by a sniper round ←100 greatest TV programmes? Your idea would be top by far!!!May I also suggest a real Battle Royale with these celebs?Love island is a girls programme.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Cider-Dude Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I know what you mean, me and my mate came up with an idea for a great tv show.Take the same desperate morons that you see in these type of shows, stick them in the Jungle give them loads of food and equipment and stuff and set them off to get to a point 40 miles away, where awaiting them is a 10 million quid contract for their field. Now 12 hours after these celebs set off release a squad of S.A.S and a squad of Navy Seals to hunt them down and kill them That would make loads of money, i know i'd pay per view if there was even the slightest chance that that **** Peter Andre will get his head taken off by a sniper round ←Going out on a limb here but I'm guessing you have some issues with Mr. Andre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud55 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Going out on a limb here but I'm guessing you have some issues with Mr. Andre ←Not specifically, just i feel he is the shining beacon of crap that is all these attention seeking largely tallentless muppets that large swathes of the populous seem to like for some reason. Well i suppose i do in that he managed to release a hateful, hateful song twice so i had to hear it as if it wasnt complete drivel the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 At least he's done something..... Rebecca Loos is another matter."Oh, I supposedly did stuff with David Beckham.... put me in the papers! On the tele! The Farm! Celebrity Love Island!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 What a desperate plank that ex holyoakes kid is!! Oh my god.... Poor old Isabella Harvey! How she didnt swear at him I will never know."but I don't like you""Yeah but you should still show me affection, or a kiss, or a cuddle... if you don't kiss me you obviously arent an affectionate person..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 What a desperate plank that ex holyoakes kid is!! Oh my god.... Poor old Isabella Harvey! How she didnt swear at him I will never know."but I don't like you""Yeah but you should still show me affection, or a kiss, or a cuddle... if you don't kiss me you obviously arent an affectionate person..."←Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of Frank Spencer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 The expression "trying too hard" comes to mind when I see him. Also, in the first episode, did he not remind you of seeing pimply teenage boys trying to impress the girls at the pool with his acrobatic somersault diving displays. I was praying he would time one badly and come down with an almighty bellyflop on his privates - painful, but humiliating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Kangaroo Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Paul Danan is a bit of an idiot but he makes for entertaining viewing. I'm not sure how being a failed actor who hasn't done anything since Hollyoaks 4 or 5 years ago makes you a celebrity though !! I guess the same accusation can be levelled at the other 'celebs' on the show, most of them are just tabloid darlings and failed TV presenters/actors/pop-stars who seem to make a living out of getting pi$$ed and are now just famous for being famous. At least Lee Sharpe had some sort of career he can point to. The whole show is pretty bad and a poor excuse for a TV programme, but it's one of those shows which is so bad you have to watch, typical 'car crash' TV.Isabella Hervey makes it worth watching though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Paul Danan is a bit of an idiot but he makes for entertaining viewing. I'm not sure how being a failed actor who hasn't done anything since Hollyoaks 4 or 5 years ago makes you a celebrity though !! I guess the same accusation can be levelled at the other 'celebs' on the show, most of them are just tabloid darlings and failed TV presenters/actors/pop-stars who seem to make a living out of getting pi$$ed and are now just famous for being famous. At least Lee Sharpe had some sort of career he can point to. The whole show is pretty bad and a poor excuse for a TV programme, but it's one of those shows which is so bad you have to watch, typical 'car crash' TV.Isabella Hervey makes it worth watching though ←I was talking about this issue with friends. Back in the '70's ecery Saturday parkinsonn would have on 2/3 guests who were "stars" in the proper sense of the word e.g. Charlton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 I was talking about this issue with friends. Back in the '70's ecery Saturday parkinsonn would have on 2/3 guests who were "stars" in the proper sense of the word e.g. Charlton←.Whoops- cock-up on the technical front! What I meant to say was....Parkinson had stars in the true sense e.g. Fred Astraire, Charlton Heston, David Niven etc.etc. I can't imagine they would be appearing on a show like this. Mond you, if they did, you can imagine a far better class of somersault from Fred Astaire!Nowadays the sort of people you see on chat shows and these reality shows are famous just for being famous or else are actors/singers whose careers have nose dived.For goodness sake, Rebecca Loos is famous for achieving what exactly? Suggesting she had an affair with Beckham? And what about Abby Titmus. Good luck to the girl, shes taken advantage of a one bit of infamy to carve a career (short lived though it may ) and make her fortune. But does that make her a celebrity and justify getting £100k for a show like this?It appears that the new defenition of celebrity is someone prepared to act the fool, be humilited and cry openly and often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 It appears that the new defenition of celebrity is someone prepared to act the fool, be humilited and cry openly and often.←I think I sot a new career..... Isabella here I come!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red army Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Isabella is some posh girl, ok she looks ok but posh is not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Champagne Football Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Apparently tonight, Abi and Rebecca get it on literally and Paul has a fight or something. I might actually watch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 For crap unwatchable telly a lot of you here actually know whats going on. Has that Celebrity Wrestling malarky finished yet? If not I am lined up as the 'Masked Malone the Wrinkled Warrior' to relace whoever gets booted out next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Champagne Football Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I assure you that I do not watch celebrity wrestling, but I have heard that it has been discontinued Something to do with it being utter ***** was the reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Discontinued?DAMN I was getting a tenner for that as well. Durden has made me costume and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Isabella is some posh girl, ok she looks ok but posh is not good.←hmm.. se I like posh and I like rough. I'm not too keen on the in between types. I'm a bit like that actually, I have really diverse tastes accross everything but don't really like middle of the road.ie - I like Goth girls and "geeky looking" girls with glasses I like girls with really light or really dark hair I like girls with a really extroverted outlook and those who are very introverted.You can keep your normal birds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 hmm.. se I like posh and I like rough. I'm not too keen on the in between types. I'm a bit like that actually, I have really diverse tastes accross everything but don't really like middle of the road.ie - I like Goth girls and "geeky looking" girls with glasses I like girls with really light or really dark hair I like girls with a really extroverted outlook and those who are very introverted.You can keep your normal birds!!←Rubbish! I bet if some normal bird, who was fit but didnt fit into that catogory was in your bed wanting it, you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Discontinued?DAMN I was getting a tenner for that as well. Durden has made me costume and everything.← Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Amazed nobody has kicked the crap out of that whiny essex boy prat yet. And Fran Cosgrave and Calum Best, what do they actually do for a living?That bird who was in Atomic Kitten would get it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Amazed nobody has kicked the crap out of that whiny essex boy prat yet. And Fran Cosgrave and Calum Best, what do they actually do for a living?That bird who was in Atomic Kitten would get it though ←Fran Cosgrove & Calum Best are two of lifes greatest spongers, Fran is wannabe wide boy and thinks every woman loves him, how wrong could he be?Calum Best is a desperate lowlife living in his Dads reflected glory, what a (I tried to say a naughty word).Sadly these two muppits pass for role models in this screwed up world, if it was up to me i would have them picking up litter in broadmead for 5 yrs.GET THIS TRASH OF OUR SCREENS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Cosgrove owns several nightclubs doesn't he? 1 being Bar 3 at the bottom of Park Street....but he is only famous for dating Jodie Marsh.As for "Besty jr" he would turn up to the opening of an envelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evocare Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Cosgrove owns several nightclubs doesn't he? 1 being Bar 3 at the bottom of Park Street....but he is only famous for dating Jodie Marsh.As for "Besty jr" he would turn up to the opening of an envelope←I did not know he owned Bar 3, i'll have no remember not to go there then.Turning up at the opening of envelope is class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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