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Ashton Gate will roar to the sound of this variation of an all-time classic (err other) Stewart song, which admonishes past misdemeanours.

You aren't Fail-ing

You aren't Fail-ing

At home again

You will see

You aren't Fail-ing

Us suppor-ters

Teams will fear you

At AG

And yes, I am bored.

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Stewart is a sh+thead

He hates the f+cking gas

He left them cus they're w+nkers

But now he's home at last

He loves a pint of Cider

He's Bristol Born and Red

And if he meets Old Irene,

He'll shoot her f+cking dead!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Complete class!!!!!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

I think we already have a winner don't we?

Dollymarie

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Guest Mrs Cityboy
Stewart is a sh+thead

He hates the f+cking gas

He left them cus they're w+nkers

But now he's home at last

He loves a pint of Cider

He's Bristol Born and Red

And if he meets Old Irene,

He'll shoot her f+cking dead!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Complete class!!!!!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

I think its rude. disapointed2se.gif

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Red Goblin - you sir are a genius  biggrin.gif

Well if RG didn't think it up, then whoever did is anyway!!

Credit goes to 'Pilnin' of the yellow submariner crew who thought of the original lyrics. I reckon the other verses could be kept under wraps until the start of the season. Although the tongue of yer average yellow submariner could easily be loosened with alcohol prior to the start of the season doh.gif

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Stewart is a sh+thead

He hates the f+cking gas

He left them cus they're w+nkers

But now he's home at last

He loves a pint of Cider

He's Bristol Born and Red

And if he meets Old Irene,

He'll shoot her f+cking dead!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Complete class!!!!!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

I prostrate myself at the feet of the greatest songwriting team since Holland Dozier and Holland.

My hat is off to you sir. englandsmile4wf.gif

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OOOOOOOOOOO

Stewart is a sh+thead

He hates the f+cking gas

He left them cus they're w+nkers

But now he's home at last

He loves a pint of Cider

He's Bristol Born and Red

And if he meets Old Irene,

He'll shoot her f+cking dead!

laugh.gif Definatly got staying power that!

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Pilnin's lyrics will echo around the length and bredth of England as Marcus Stewart bangs in the goals to take us up city.gifenglandsmile4wf.gif

Let us all take pride in the song writing prowess of our fellow West Countrymen. Pilnin could even be a chip off the legendary block that was the great Adge Cutler farmer.gif

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Credit goes to 'Pilnin' of the yellow submariner crew who thought of the original lyrics. I reckon the other verses could be kept under wraps until the start of the season. Although the tongue of yer average yellow submariner could easily be loosened with alcohol prior to the start of the season doh.gif

I also have to mention 'Wadge Scutler' of the yellow submarine crew who came up with the 2nd half of those lyrics - as according to Pilnin himself farmer.gifcool.gif

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This is a pathetic attempt but here goes......

Manchester United version to take me home-

United Road, take me home

To the place, I belong;

To Old Trafford, to see United;

Take me home, United road

Stewart/City version-

Win'stoke road, take him home

To the place where he belongs

pint of cider, to see the city

Take marcus home, win'stoke road chant6ez.gifrofl2br.gif

or check my sig

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Last night I came across a small group of winos at the back of the Watershed singing the following ditty to the tune of "please don't take my sunshine away.."

We've got Stewart

Marcus Stewart

He is City through and through,

Though Leroy Lita

Is two yards quicker

Please don't take our Stewart away....

And I always thought winos followed the gas.

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Stewart is a sh+thead

He hates the f+cking gas

He left them cus they're w+nkers

But now he's home at last

He loves a pint of Cider

He's Bristol Born and Red

And if he meets Old Irene,

He'll shoot her f+cking dead!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Complete class!!!!!  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Brilliant, my youngest has already learnt it off by heart and is now annoying the local gasheads!! (which also includes his grandfather) chant6ez.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

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Last night I came across a small group of winos at the back of the Watershed singing the following ditty to the tune of "please don't take my sunshine away.."

We've got Stewart

Marcus Stewart

He is City through and through,

Though Leroy Lita

Is two yards quicker

Please don't take our Stewart away....

And I always thought winos followed the gas.

Thats a must song city.gifcity.gifcity.gifcity.gifaction-smiley-033.gifaction-smiley-033.gif

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tune of i can read an' i can write

but that don't really matter

we got leroy, we got stewart

an' that is all that matters

all you yeovil(*) boys can do is f--- off on your tratter w00t.gif

*put what you like i put yeovil

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we hate judas stewart and all of the reds the only good city fans the one thats dead oh rovers you got me singing the blues. ANY GOOD MWAH

You What?

You What?

You What?

You What?

You What?

Who's that team they call the Rovers?

Who's that team that never scores?

And they play in blue & white

And they are a load of shite

And Ian Atkins' mother is a whore dance.gif

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