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Guest MaloneFM
I'm sorry. its just all the same carp on here. if he leaves he leaves. life moves on. City will no doubt come out on the opening game all guns blazing with or without leroy lita.

or Gretchen Franklin it seems.

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Guest MaloneFM

He has a need to explain his lack of sexual proess in front of strangers. Hey lets just support care and share.

I'm hung like a grand national winner-anyone else wish to elaborate.

And for the pedants amongst you who don't know funny-like I do- willy was ethels Peter Beardsley faced dog in Eastenders.

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Guest MaloneFM
R u liein ?  innocent.gif

No my child my lie-in occurs on a sunday morning with industrial strength PG tips and an ice pack on my head.

It has no effect upon my equine equipped genitals however.

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Guest WillsbridgeRed
is he a lion?

When Lions mate they have sex every 15 mins for 2 days

When Malone mates he has sex every 2 years for 15 seconds!

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Guest MaloneFM
When Malone mates he has sex every 2 years for 15 seconds!

You have never complained before. Is it because I make you sleep on the wet patch?

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Guest BeNeRz
Sorry about my earlier outburst, but i can't see the importance of Ethel popping her clogs when we've got an important  reserve game in the Pontins Holiday Combination League coming up soon.

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Jog on

At least we no will sleeps on the wet patch razz.gif

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Guest MaloneFM
Sorry Rog, i know how long it's been since young men have been discussing your genitals. unsure.gif

But how long has it been since Faustus was discussing theirs? Minutes?

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