Subject: Child Support Forms

[Mr Mosquito]

Subject: Child Support

The following are all replies that women have put on Child

Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father

of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can

provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party

if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party at 3600 Grand avenue where I had unprotected sex

with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good

that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send

me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives

a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the

Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is

Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that

to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic

implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by

you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look

the same to me. I can confirm that he wore a Royal Green Jacket.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him

can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro

Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the

evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going

to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained

unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all

when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

The following are all replies that women have put on Child

Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was

fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father

of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can

provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party

if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party at 3600 Grand avenue where I had unprotected sex

with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good

that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send

me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives

a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door

panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the

Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is

Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that

to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic

implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by

you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look

the same to me. I can confirm that he wore a Royal Green Jacket.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him

can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro

Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the

evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going

to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained

unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all

when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

[Stoke_Gifford_Red]

ROFL ROFL

But why did you write the same thing twice?

[Mr Mosquito]

ROFL ROFL

But why did you write the same thing twice?

....oops, sorry it was a copy/paste error on my part