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'I'd love to be here in 10 years time'

Sorry Brian, I'd like to see you here in 10 games time. However, I can't see it happening .

30+ minutes against the might of a 10 man Colchester United = 0 goals.

Adios Brian.

Fantastic! Not only a totally original thread, but one with a latin ending too!

What next; Tinnion Gets The El Bow?

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Fantastic! Not only a totally original thread, but one with a latin ending too!

What next; Tinnion Gets The El Bow?

You'd have to be MAD(to)RID yourselves of Brian.

Even for my shoddy standrads, that was ropey. Apologies.

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As Bernard Cribbins once said

'I have been given an eroneous dish'

Can I have a refund?  mad.gif

And what do you expect to see out of a Torquay bedroom window? The Sydney Opera house perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of babylon? Scott Murray sweeping majestically across the plain, taking a return pass from Louis Carey and blasting the ball across the keeper and inside the far post.

Try telling that to the young people of today and they won't believe you.

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Green-un, I was right with you there, up until you got to:

taking a return pass from Louis Carey

which spoiled it by making it too far fetched. let's face it Louis doesn't do passing.

How about, "Carey HOOFs it aimlessly upfield, straight at the keeper. The keeper attempts to rush a few yards, trips comically, spillng the ball into Cotterill's (or Murray, if he's close enough but he ain't as quick as he once was) path, for an easy tap-in."

That sounds about the only way that Carey will contribute towards a goal in our favour, if the glory hunting bar steward hasn't got it himself. Remember Louis, defender.

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