mozo Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Some of the suggestions thus far have been completely ridiculous. I have been a football fan for literally ages, unlike some of the pretenders out there. Here are the front-runners.John Barnes. His presenting skills on channel five have reminded just how charismatic the fella is. Teamtalks would be delivered at such a pace that there would be more time for pre-match practice. Isotonic ports drinks all round of course.Roddy Collins. Carlisle fans will tell you that this man brings not only tactics and contacts to the table, but also a philosophy of violence. Got them Boxing training for starters. Doherty will return with Roddy at the helm.Chris Kamara. Once described as the Salvador Dali of the commentry world, Kammy would bring passion with his over-tactile approach. The moustache is of course his most potent weapon.Have I missed anyone?Mozo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I bleed red 'n' white Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Some of the suggestions thus far have been completely ridiculous. I have been a football fan for literally ages, unlike some of the pretenders out there. Here are the front-runners.John Barnes. His presenting skills on channel five have reminded just how charismatic the fella is. Teamtalks would be delivered at such a pace that there would be more time for pre-match practice. Isotonic ports drinks all round of course.Roddy Collins. Carlisle fans will tell you that this man brings not only tactics and contacts to the table, but also a philosophy of violence. Got them Boxing training for starters. Doherty will return with Roddy at the helm.Chris Kamara. Once described as the Salvador Dali of the commentry world, Kammy would bring passion with his over-tactile approach. The moustache is of course his most potent weapon.Have I missed anyone?Mozo.←theres only one martin allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 2 out of your 3 have got cushy jobs on the telly.I'd go for Stan Ternant, he'd sort them out. Or Gary Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 2 out of your 3 have got cushy jobs on the telly.I'd go for Stan Ternant, he'd sort them out. Or Gary Johnson←You mean I'll never see Kammie's 'tache at the gate...oh god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g_funk Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Chris Kamara. Once described as the Salvador Dali of the commentry world, Kammy would bring passion with his over-tactile approach. The moustache is of course his most potent weapon.←He's not running for the job, got this from sky sports - "Will you be applying for the vacant Bristol City job again? If not who do you think are the most likely candidates to fill the position? Ricky CartwrightIt was very tough for Brian Tinnion this season after losing five players to Championship clubs. If your aspirations are to get out of the division, it just doesn't make sense to sell players on to the higher league. Unfortunately for Brian, the players he bought in to replace them haven't worked out and the results haven't gone his way. I did once have an interview for the Bristol City job, but it didn't work out. Needless to say I won't be applying again, but not because there is anything wrong with the club; I am happy where I am at the moment. I think this could be a job for Peter Reid. The club have a great catchment area and they have been ready and waiting to take off for a while. I think he would view it the same way as he looked at Sunderland when he first went there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 He's not running for the job, got this from sky sports - "Will you be applying for the vacant Bristol City job again? If not who do you think are the most likely candidates to fill the position? Ricky CartwrightIt was very tough for Brian Tinnion this season after losing five players to Championship clubs. If your aspirations are to get out of the division, it just doesn't make sense to sell players on to the higher league. Unfortunately for Brian, the players he bought in to replace them haven't worked out and the results haven't gone his way. I did once have an interview for the Bristol City job, but it didn't work out. Needless to say I won't be applying again, but not because there is anything wrong with the club; I am happy where I am at the moment. I think this could be a job for Peter Reid. The club have a great catchment area and they have been ready and waiting to take off for a while. I think he would view it the same way as he looked at Sunderland when he first went there"←Good quote Funkster. Didn't really want any of those three, just wanted a debate. Can Kammie's 'tache get the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest routabout Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Oh dear. That Chris Kamara, he's not good is he?Crackin' moustache though and I've always admired his stance on oversized audio equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Oh dear. That Chris Kamara, he's not good is he?Crackin' moustache though and I've always admired his stance on oversized audio equipment.←And so frighteningly tactile - you never know if he's going to touch your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 "you've got a great moustache kammie but for god's sake don't touch my face"...I imagine myself saying to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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