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At the interview or the press conference:

Bit like buzzword bingo really!

It's a BIG-MASSIVE-HUGE CLUB.

It's EARLY DOORS.

There's still a long way to go, lot of games left.

The fans will have to be patient.As a vulture once said, "screw patience, I'm going to kill something!"

The POTENTIAL given the catchment area....................

Off course, I really wanted the Plymouth job, but......................

The similarities with Scottish Football are quite.....................................

All I need is £1/2 million, Steve and.................................

Is Akinbiyi still here?

My target is the Championship, with three seasons rofl2br.gif

So, where's the BRISTOL changing room?

Christ, this is a bit better than when you were at Twerton, isn't it.

OTHER ACTIONS TO BE AVOIDED

Dooing the photo with the scarf-Corny or what?

Renting a flat in Swindon or Horfield.

The other BIG, BIG MISTAKE, they always make is thinking that the fans will give them time and the club started yesterday when they walked in.

For the record, we're all highly pi$$ed off, NOW!!!

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At the interview or the press conference:

Bit like buzzword bingo really!

It's a BIG-MASSIVE-HUGE CLUB.

It's EARLY DOORS.

There's still a long way to go, lot of games left.

The fans will have to be patient.As a vulture once said, "screw patience, I'm going to kill something!"

The POTENTIAL given the catchment area....................

Off course, I really wanted the Plymouth job, but......................

The similarities with Scottish Football are quite.....................................

All I need is £1/2 million, Steve and.................................

Is Akinbiyi still here?

My target is the Championship, with three seasons rofl2br.gif

So, where's the BRISTOL changing room?

Christ, this is a bit better than when you were at Twerton, isn't it.

OTHER ACTIONS TO BE AVOIDED

Dooing the photo with the scarf-Corny or what?

Renting a flat in Swindon or Horfield.

The other BIG, BIG MISTAKE, they always make is thinking that the fans will give them time and the club started yesterday when they walked in.

For the record, we're all highly pi$$ed off, NOW!!!

What we really don't want to hear - but probably will

"It will take 3 years to turn this club around - there are so many problems to fix, need to get in my own players etc"

which really means "I've got 3 years at £100K per year before they sack me - lovely!"

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What we really don't want to hear - but probably will

"It will take 3 years to turn this club around - there are so many problems to fix, need to get in my own players etc"

which really means "I've got 3 years at £100K per year before they sack me - lovely!"

These are just some quotes, that bare absolutely no relation to any City manager, past, present, or future.

This is a BIG club - as I'm likely to manage for the rest of my career

This club is Going Places - Some of the players are clearly just here for a holiday

I want to make Ashton Gate a FORTRESS - Try scaling the 11, 6 feet plus players I'M going to play.

I'm going to take this club forward - Well, someone has to

It's back to basics for me - Win for christ's sake

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Guest fatherdougal

The thing that interests me is what the new manager is going to be primarily hired for.

Is it top 6, which looks a bit pie in the sky (from where I sit in the Dolman); or is it

to stave off the R-word ( I just can't say it); or is it mid-table with play-offs as a possible bonus considering that everyone in the middle of the table seems able to beat everyone else; or is it for confidence/team building/motivation, or what? Eitherways, there may be five 'in the frame' but there seems to be so much that needs fixing you begin to wonder, who would want this job? Come May time,

there will be two outcomes. Either the new guy will be carried like the Pope

down Winterstoke road serenaded by the Wurzels, or he'll be sat alone in front of the Williams staring at his shoes and wondering why he took this on in the first place. Only those with nerves of asbestos need turn up at interview I would have thought.

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Guest MaloneFM

'I always been a big fan Roger. Truly you are the voice of sport. I shall listen to your sound advice as I have done for years. You have been an inspiration to me and football in general'.

Please get your hand off my ass now.

And 'potential'.

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