wookey Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Steve Lansdown.Q. What does being a financial advisor and a Football Club Chairman have in common?A. A financial advisor continually invests your money until there is nothing left; whereas a Football Club Chairman continually appoints new Managers until the Club goes down the swannee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Mat Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Riggggght..............And that's funny how!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingers Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Steve Lansdown.Q. What does being a financial advisor and a Football Club Chairman have in common?A. A financial advisor continually invests your money until there is nothing left; whereas a Football Club Chairman continually appoints new Managers until the Club goes down the swannee.←Did you get this from the Big Bumper Book of 101 Financial Advisor Gags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Exile Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Farmer busy minding his large flock of sheep.A man walks up to him and says "For £1000, I'll tell you exactly how many sheep you have". The Farmer thnks about this, and viewing any guess as highly unlikely to be correct, agrees."387", says the man. The farmer is somewhat surprised but reluctantly hands over the £1000. "You are a financial advisor, are you not" says the farmer."Well, thats quite right", says the man, "but how did you know?""Well, I'm impressed because you are telling me something I actually already knew, and you are charging me an outrageous amount of money for for that information"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest routabout Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Did you get this from the Big Bumper Book of 101 Financial Advisor Gags?←Or did it just fall out of wookey's arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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