greenun Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Come on Rog, are you going to keep the troops entertained tonight?We need cheering up.regardsMoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Reynolds Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Come on Uncle Rog, do it for the lads.I won't be present sadly, as its freshers week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoke_Gifford_Red Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Neither will I as I am going out. Getting text updates though.On a tangent, I have another 6th Form Party tonight, and am looking to pull. However this time I plan to be more choosy, and just wonder what your best chat-up lines are, as I often use 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...', which sometimes works, but I was wondering has anyone got any better ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tactical Genius Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 You'd have more luck with "fancy a ######" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 You'd have more luck with "fancy a ######"←Dance is five words TG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Neither will I as I am going out. Getting text updates though.On a tangent, I have another 6th Form Party tonight, and am looking to pull. However this time I plan to be more choosy, and just wonder what your best chat-up lines are, as I often use 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...', which sometimes works, but I was wondering has anyone got any better ideas?←"How you doin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoke_Gifford_Red Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 "How you doin?" ←That is just plain stupid. I was aiming to be more sophisticated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Sophistication, stupidity, all bottles down to the same thing really.Edit - You can't really talk about sophistication with you're rainbow line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cityboyo1679 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Neither will I as I am going out. Getting text updates though.On a tangent, I have another 6th Form Party tonight, and am looking to pull. However this time I plan to be more choosy, and just wonder what your best chat-up lines are, as I often use 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...', which sometimes works, but I was wondering has anyone got any better ideas?←You - 'Hi, Do you know what happened when the polar bear sat on the ice?'Her - 'No, what?'You - 'Nor do i but it broke the ice.............' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 me me me meee....la la la LA la la laaaa....its THERE...its there? Corner..ahem..corNER..corner? Cornet?Just warming the tonsils...DURDEN! Fetch me my silk robe tonight love-my public need me....free KICK! Free kick?Oh yes extra programme on MaloneFM after full time. 'Malone Talks Crap'. Its an online thing-and also an accurate description I fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Is that only after full time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Yes Ronnie it is. Its a programme where YOU the MaloneFM listener can heap abuse on another hapless performance or strut around whistling like Tommy Trinder on Saafend sea front with your trilby at a jaunty angle and your hands in your pockets.In about 1951.Gillespie...fox in the box or chicken in a basket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 That is just plain stupid. I was aiming to be more sophisticated.←"Sit on my face, I'll guess your weight". Never failed for me.Or:You: "Do you fancy a $hag?"Her: "No thanks".You: "Well do you mind lying down while I have one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StapleHillPhil Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Sit on my face, I'll guess your weight". Never failed for me.Or:You: "Do you fancy a $hag?"Her: "No thanks".You: "Well do you mind lying down while I have one?"←Why go through all that palaver when instead you can get ratarsed with your mates and then simply pull a random Moose before closing time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 I think you answered it the moment you mentioned "moose". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Why go through all that palaver when instead you can get ratarsed with your mates and then simply pull a random Moose before closing time?←I am more of a wilderbeest man myself. I then usually do a yak in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Sit on my face, I'll guess your weight". Never failed for me.Or:You: "Do you fancy a $hag?"Her: "No thanks".You: "Well do you mind lying down while I have one?"←HELLO I'M ROGER MALONE!JOIN ME AFTER TONIGHTS GAME FOR MORE FASCINATING CHAT LIKE THIS-MALONE TALKS CRAP-ONLY ON MALONEfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 HELLO I'M ROGER MALONE!JOIN ME AFTER TONIGHTS GAME FOR MORE FASCINATING CHAT LIKE THIS-MALONE TALKS CRAP-ONLY ON MALONEfm←Not late night love with Malone then??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Not late night love with Malone then??? ←For all you Truckers out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Not late night love with Malone then??? ←Just me...you..and Pamela Hand. Or mother fist and her 5 lovely daughters if you are a seafaring cove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StapleHillPhil Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 HELLO I'M ROGER MALONE!JOIN ME AFTER TONIGHTS GAME FOR MORE FASCINATING CHAT LIKE THIS-MALONE TALKS CRAP-ONLY ON MALONEfm←Can you arrange for Stoke_Gifford_Red to text the show? I think we're all keen to learn if he gets a feel or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Can you arrange for Stoke_Gifford_Red to text the show? I think we're all keen to learn if he gets a feel or not.←Maybe we could give him a code to dial:1 - For crashed and burned.2 - For a snog.3 - For tops and stinkies.4 - For a knee-trembler in the car park.Etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoke_Gifford_Red Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Can you arrange for Stoke_Gifford_Red to text the show? I think we're all keen to learn if he gets a feel or not.←I would be willing to, but it goes on until 2 in the morning (I think), possibly later. Possibly could tell you tomorrow though (if outcome of tonight is good). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis_farewell Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Your feet must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night...If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Still isn't anything wrong with wandering over and saying "Alright me Babber?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenun Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Neither will I as I am going out. Getting text updates though.On a tangent, I have another 6th Form Party tonight, and am looking to pull. However this time I plan to be more choosy, and just wonder what your best chat-up lines are, as I often use 'Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...', which sometimes works, but I was wondering has anyone got any better ideas?←Heaven must be missing an Angel - TavaresNice legs, shame about the face - SplodginessaboundsShaddup ya face - Joe Dolce Music TheatreWe can win this - Russell Osman (his one line in Escape To Victory)I'm not in love (so don't forget it) - 10ccYou'll find me in the kitchen at parties - Jonah LouieSpit it out - Slipknot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 If SGF has a problem with his feeling I'm sure we are all there for him to care and share-and ting.What about 'Too Drunk To Fluck' by The Dead Kennedys? Always a winner on the MaloneFM drive time show. But so is 'The Day I Found A Fiver' by the Motors and a personal favourite 'Tough Ship Wilson' by Splodgenessabounds. Got a lot of airplay last may as I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoke_Gifford_Red Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 If SGF has a problem with his feeling I'm sure we are all there for him to care and share-and ting.What about 'Too Drunk To Fluck' by The Dead Kennedys? Always a winner on the MaloneFM drive time show. But so is 'The Day I Found A Fiver' by the Motors and a personal favourite 'Tough Ship Wilson' by Splodgenessabounds. Got a lot of airplay last may as I recall.←Just a quick question, are you for real, and if so where can I hear your show, or are you a crazy wannabee.NO offence intended, I have just always wondered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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