potbelly Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 A Mother had 3 virgin daughters, they were all getting married within ashort time period.Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would getstarted, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoonwith a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. Thecard said nothing but: "Nescafe"Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out theNescafe jar.It said: "Good till the last drop". Mum blushed, but was pleased for herdaughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, andthe card read: "Rothmans"Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she readfrom the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for aweek, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after awhole month, a card finally arrived.Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South AfricanAirways"!Mum took out her latest 'YOU' magazine, flipped through the pagesfearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."Mum fainted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpy_kid Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 thats a good'un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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