atyeomatt Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 A blonde after being hit by a car in a RTA is asked by the Paramedic "where are you bleeding from""Bristol" replies the blonde!Boom Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!(I'm getting me coat!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Kangaroo Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ...did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ??He sold his soul to Santa.(Taxi is ordered, coat is on and I'm on my way out the door) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 A man walks into a pet shop.. "i would like to buy a wasp please" askes the man."sorry we don't sell wasps here i'm afraid" says the shop keeper."What you talking about, theres one in the window" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 What pleasures do Monks seek?Nun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Old Macdonald was dyslexic,O I E I E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffleflap Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 What is a hard pea?A pea nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?He bought a warehouse! I think you're cleverer than me... I don't get it!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 I think you're cleverer than me... I don't get it!?? Dyslexics get their spellings mixed up right? Warehouse instead of whorehouse?Geddit? (honestly and you say I'm blonde!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 I think you're cleverer than me... I don't get it!?? It was 1250am you replied, I think we'll let you off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.In Connecticut, it is illegal to walk across a street on your hands.In Georgia (USA), it is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.In the UK, all English men over the age of 14 years old are meant to carry out 2 hours of longbow practiceper week, under the supervision of the local clergy.In New Mexico, it has been outlawed for people to dance around a Sombrero.In Kentucky, it is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.In North Carolina, elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas.In Connecticut, it is illegal to walk across a street on your hands.In Georgia (USA), it is illegal to take a bath of orange peel.In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.In the UK, all English men over the age of 14 years old are meant to carry out 2 hours of longbow practiceper week, under the supervision of the local clergy.In New Mexico, it has been outlawed for people to dance around a Sombrero.In Kentucky, it is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale.In North Carolina, elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields. Nice one.p.s.Is your gang for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 In a stupid kind of way, yeah it is. We is here to pimp up the forum, fo' sho'. And some other stuff aswell, tbfh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 An irishman walks into his local council offices." I'd loike to change me name by deed poll!"" What is your name now sur?" replies the clerk" Patrick Shi*thouse!" replies the irishman." Ah i can see why you want to chane it, what do you want to change it to?" replies the clerkIn an instant the irishman replies "Michael!" And before I get slated for being racist or homophobic I'm wedged up with Oirish bloo so :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 An irishman walks into his local council offices." I'd loike to change me name by deed poll!"" What is your name now sur?" replies the clerk" Patrick Shi*thouse!" replies the irishman." Ah i can see why you want to chane it, what do you want to change it to?" replies the clerkIn an instant the irishman replies "Michael!" And before I get slated for being racist or homophobic I'm wedged up with Oirish bloo so :razz: that is excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Why would anyone want to be called Patrick Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Why would anyone want to be called Patrick Michael Either the reply of a comic genius in the making or a little over one's head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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