Glastonbury Red Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Latest news from the BBC,A parrot that died in quarantine in the UK has tested positive for avian flu, the government has said. The Department for the Environment, Fisheries and Food (Defra) has not said if it is the lethal strain H5N1. It is the first case of avian flu in Britain - it has been found in Romania, Turkey and Greece after apparently being carried from Asia by wild birds. Scientists say the disease does not appear able to spread between humans, but there are fears it could mutate. Uncle Bruce says now is the time to PANIC!!!!STOCK PILE THE BEECHAMSRAM-RAID THE CHEMISTFULL SCALE ANARCY ON THE STREET AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAnd now MaloneFM with the sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Thanks Bruce.....as my good showbiz chum Johnny Cleese from Weston would say 'its a ex parrott' snigger...hang on...BIRD FLU?RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! JESUS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! OH GOD OH GOD! SOMEONE CALL MY AGENT! I WANT TO DO PANTO WITH BOBBY DAVRO BEFORE I LOSE MY LOOKS!and that's the sport...Richard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 So it died in Quarantine.. what does that tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Once, a bird flu into my windscreen.........I survived though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 My bird has got flu!Should I panic?She aint half quiet though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 So it died in Quarantine.. what does that tell you?Umm it wasnt very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Latest news from the BBC,A parrot that died in quarantine in the UK has tested positive for avian flu, the government has said. The Department for the Environment, Fisheries and Food (Defra) has not said if it is the lethal strain H5N1. It is the first case of avian flu in Britain - it has been found in Romania, Turkey and Greece after apparently being carried from Asia by wild birds. Scientists say the disease does not appear able to spread between humans, but there are fears it could mutate. Uncle Bruce says now is the time to PANIC!!!!STOCK PILE THE BEECHAMSRAM-RAID THE CHEMISTFULL SCALE ANARCY ON THE STREET AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAnd now MaloneFM with the sportWERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!! :vomit2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 WERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!! :vomit2:I certainly hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Least we'll have a good excuse for not getting promoted this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heathy33 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 How can you get flu from mineral water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike11 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Bird flu has hit merseyside.Symptoms are a blue nose, sick as a parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 My bird has got flu!Should I panic?She aint half quiet though!If indeed she looks like the one in your avatar and she is quiet then I shall take pleasure in examining her. don't worry I have been medically trained by the herr doktor Faustus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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