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And some cracking names in the draw too.

So put down those Werthers Originals and take a gander.

FA Cup fourth qualifying round

All the fixtures from Saturday's FA Cup fourth qualifying round.

Accrington Stanley v

Worcester City

Accrington Stanley? Who are they? EXACTLY!

Aylesbury United v

Folkestone Invicta

Folkestone Invicta? Hell of a long way to go to deepest darkest Kent, if we're drawn away.

Basingstoke Town v

Chippenham Town

Chippenham Town? A possible local derby there.

Bishop's Cleeve v

Eastbourne Borough

Blyth Spartans v

Chasetown

Chasetown?

Bromley v

Aldershot Town

Bromsgrove Rovers v

Morecambe

Burton Albion v

Leek Town

Cambridge City v

Lewes

Lewes? Or Leek?

Canvey Island v

Burnham

Crawley Town v

Braintree Town

Dorchester Town v

Welling United

Exeter City v

Stevenage Borough

Forest Green Rovers v

Dagenham & Redbridge

Gainsborough Trinity v

York City

Grays Athletic v

Cray Wanderers

Halifax Town v

Farsley Celtic

Harrogate Town v

Scarborough

Hednesford Town v

Vauxhall Motors

Hereford United v

Alfreton Town

Histon v

Hayes

Hucknall Town v

Burscough

Kettering Town v

Gravesend & Northfleet

Merthyr Tydfil v

Farnborough Town

Northwich Victoria v

Barrow

Nuneaton Borough v

Tiverton Town

Ossett Town v

Leamington

Ramsgate v

Cirencester Town

Southport v

Kidderminster Harriers

Tamworth v

Altrincham

Weymouth v

Cambridge United

Woking v

Thurrock

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Guest MaloneFM

And I have to put down my Werthers AND my Cillit Bang for this?

I fancy you are misjudging me young man. A man's Cillit Bang is his castle.

Good DAY to YOU sir!

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cillet bang works on yer pennies too. Nice shiny ones look new :D

LEts hope we get a good tema int he draw tonight :pray:

Remember what your mother told you dear..always keep your hand on your ha' penny. And tyr to lern to trype

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If you want some I'll get my drug mule BeNeRz to stick some in his guts with the bags of charlie next time he comes back from one of our 'business trips' abroad.

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I was going to ask.. then i thought it mite make me look stupid.. so i didnt :blink:

It outmuscles Mr Muscle and has the same effect as sulphuric acid, but smells nicer when you spray it on soapscum and 'deep down dirt'. You know, those horrible stains that elbow grease and a jaycloth and a dash of water dipped in lemon won't shift.

Anyway, back to planet football. What about the winner of this fixture?

Grays Athletic v

Cray Wanderers

Top of the Conference Grays Athletic (Essex), versus...WHO?

Hang on...Googlewhack....cut, paste, press enter............

http://www.craywands.co.uk/details.html

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If you want some I'll get my drug mule BeNeRz to stick some in his guts with the bags of charlie next time he comes back from one of our 'business trips' abroad.

Catchin the plane tomorrow boss?

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cillic bang works on limescale rust and ceramic dirt.Wonder if it works on the players???? :D

What do you think makes them beat the beejeysus out of each other in town after every game?

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