Bcfc Manager Sfs (sad Face Syndrome)

[jimtastic]

While visiting the home page this morning, I noticed signs of BCFC Manager Web Site SFS (Sad Face Syndrome) in Gary Johnson.

Symptoms:

- On taking up the post, the manager appears happy and healthy. Photographs on the BCFC web site show a beaming, joyous man.

- After an incubation period of two weeks, the manager diagnoses the task in hand. Photographs on the web site show a straight-faced man.

- As further complications occur, the manager's lip-corners inexplicably drop. Photographs paint a picture of a sad, serious man.

First recorded in Brian Tinnion, the syndrome is propogated by the media team at Bristol City, who photograph the manager only while he is displaying acute symptoms of SFS.