Uncle Brucie's Monday Okey Cokie Round-up

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All the latest News and Gossip from the realms of Division 3 / Division 2 / Okie Cokie League 1 from your good old Uncle Brucie

Barnsley - Andy Ritchie Picks up the Manager of the Month Curse with 3 wins and 2 Draws and the laughs when he bucks the trend and beats off Darlington with a 1-0 win.

Blackpool - Leeds Teenage Midfielder Ian Morris has extended his loan deal with the club for another month but fails to save them from a 4-1 thrashing away to Doncaster.

Bournemouth - Boss Sean O'Driscoll has continued to whinge about a penalty awarded to Tamworth Town in the 2-1 F A Cup defeat. Marcus Browning supposedly handled in the box.

Bradford - Teenage Midfielder Jake Wright has decide to extend his holiday in Halifax for a third month.

Brentford - Sam Sodje is praying that the team will end the run of 3 games without a goal after the 0-1 defeat to Rochdale "It was a bad team performance, but hopefully we can get back to winning ways again. I think we can put it right."

Bristol City - Doom doom and more doom as City are shown to be totally clueless when 3rd division mid-tablers Notts County hammer them 2-0. Manager Johnson is seen on his hands and knees praying not to get the same treatment as previous manager Brian Tinnman, "I just hope people aren't judging me on this group of players - they need to judge me on a different group," he then goes on to reveal that there has been interest shown by other clubs in acquiring his players "I received about 20 calls over the weekend about our lads and made 50 inquiring about players at other clubs,"

Chesterfield - Midfielder Mark Allott signs a 2 year contract extension tying him to the club until 2008. The club drew away to Leyton Orient to earn them a replay

Colchester - After waiting 39mins for the first goal against Leamington Spa, The crowd were treated to an amazing 9-1 win with 7 goals alone in the second half. Halford 39, Brown 44, Iwelumo 48, Cureton 60, Watson 63, Yeates 67, Cureton 70, Danns 89, 90

Doncaster - Paula Heffernan and Micheal McIndoe both score twice in a 4-1 win over Blackpool

Gillingham - Club Chairman Paul Scally has threatened his team with the sack after the 3-2 defeat at unknown Burscough, "We have got 27 professionals on serious money at the football club, It doesn't take an expert to work out what needs to happen".

Hartlepool - Martin Scott has stated that, after 3 back-to-back wins, his promotion campaign is up and running. He team will further be boosted after coming from behind to win 2-1 over Dagenham and Redbridge

Huddersfield - Huddersfield swept into the FA Cup second round after brushing Nationwide Conference South side Welling aside with a 4-1 win

Mk Dons - Milton Keynes Dons have completed the loan signing of Charlton defender Mark Ricketts, who played a full ninety minutes in the teams 1-1 draw with Lincon City.

Notts Forest - Gary Megson get admitted to the asylum after claiming Weymouth are favourites to progress in the FA Cup after their first round 1-1 draw at the City Ground on Saturday. "You have got to say that, with home advantage, Weymouth are now favourites and it is going to be very difficult for us,"

Oldham - Midland Alliance minnows Chasetown held League One outfit Oldham to a draw to ensure their name went into the FA Cup's second round draw.

Port Vale - Leon Constantine saves the teams blushes with a goal on his debut for the club. His goal came one minute after Wrexham had equalized to make the score 2-1

Rotherham - Mick Harford has given his defenders a roasting after conceding 8 goals in the last 4 games. His team went down 4-3 to Mansfield in the F A Cup

S****horpe - S****horpe United face an FA Cup replay against Bury after surrendering a 2-0 half time lead to draw 2-2.

Southend - Freddie Eastwood's ninth goal of the season was enough to see off 2 division Barnet. The 22-year-old is reportedly attracting interest from Crystal Palace, Norwich and Southampton.

Swansea - Swansea City manager Kenny Jackett says the shock 2-0 FA Cup loss at Stockport should jolt his team. "It's a big reminder that we have got to work hard and do the basics right in every game,"

Swindon - Two errors from Boston keeper Nathan Abbey robs them of the FA Cup scalp of League One Swindon. An Andy Gurney free-kick on the half-hour gave Swindon the equaliser.

Tranmere - MANAGER Brian Little believes Tranmere's FA Cup fate turned on three decisions that went against them inside a minute at Valley Parade. Bradford's 2-1 win was their first win in the F A cup since 1999.

Walsall - The Saddlers made it into the second round of the FA Cup courtesy of a hard-fought 2-1 win at non-League Merthyr Tydfil

Yeovil - Yeovil Town manager Steve Thompson says loan signing Chris Cohen can earn a permanent move to Huish Park. The 18-year-old West Ham midfielder has joined on a month-long deal and Thompson says that stay may be extended if he does well. Yeovil drew 1-1 away to Macclesfield.