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I thought I would pre-empt the usual ridiculous posts we get when this kind of player becomes available by posting this.

Clearly a club of our size and standing :whistle: should be competing with the likes of Celtic for the this mans signature.

My 5 reasons for pursuing him

  1. GJ wants leaders on the pitch
  2. He is fairly experienced :blink:
  3. His £2m a year salary comes well within our wages structure :laugh:
  4. He was once in a plane that flew over Bristol
  5. errrrr..... that's it.
Further suggestions on a post card to roykeane.com......

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I thought I would pre-empt the usual ridiculous posts we get when this kind of player becomes available by posting this.

Clearly a club of our size and standing :whistle: should be competing with the likes of Celtic for the this mans signature.

My 5 reasons for pursuing him

GJ wants leaders on the pitch

He is fairly experienced :blink:

His £2m a year salary comes well within our wages structure :laugh:

He was once in a plane that flew over Bristol

errrrr..... that's it.

Further suggestions on a post card to roykeane.com......

:laugh::laugh::laugh::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br::rofl2br:

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I thought I would pre-empt the usual ridiculous posts we get when this kind of player becomes available by posting this.

Clearly a club of our size and standing :whistle: should be competing with the likes of Celtic for the this mans signature.

My 5 reasons for pursuing him

GJ wants leaders on the pitch

He is fairly experienced :blink:

His £2m a year salary comes well within our wages structure :laugh:

He was once in a plane that flew over Bristol

errrrr..... that's it.

Further suggestions on a post card to roykeane.com......

You are having a laugh. Just as if.

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Guest MaloneFM

I wouldn't want a thug like that at our club.

Accused of beating up teenagers, poured a pint over a woman's head, ended a man's career.

:angry:

That sounds like Murray, Brooker and Tinnion ended LOADS of peoples careers. He is a one man team!

SIGN HIM UP!

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Guest The Codfather 0312

The football scrapheap doesn't exist for players with a career like Roy Keane's.

Yea he did have a good career but he is over the hill now, Looks like Man Utd wern't prepared to other him a new deal and they told him that so he spat his dummy out of the pram and said I'm not playing for a club that doesn't want me so I will leave now and find a club that does want me.

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Yea he did have a good career but he is over the hill now, Looks like Man Utd wern't prepared to other him a new deal and they told him that so he spat his dummy out of the pram and said I'm not playing for a club that doesn't want me so I will leave now and find a club that does want me.

Ok so despite having won the treble, god knows how many championships, the fa cup, the european cup, featuring in a couple of world cups and being the lynchpin of the best english side of the 90s, if he turned up at the gate and sad gissa a job gary you wouldnt even be curious about what he could do for us ??

:dunno:

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Ok so despite having won the treble, god knows how many championships, the fa cup, the european cup, featuring in a couple of world cups and being the lynchpin of the best english side of the 90s, if he turned up at the gate and sad gissa a job gary you wouldnt even be curious about what he could do for us ??

:dunno:

Perhaps he could be tempted with a crack at a LDV medal next season?? :dance:

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Perhaps he could be tempted with a crack at a LDV medal next season?? :dance:

We can assign the infamous three to show him around the local night clubs and bars.

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