cider gliders Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 This un made we laugh! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle," replies the inventor. "A fottle? That's stupid! Can't you think of something else?" "I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk. "A farton," replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!" "In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket." :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider gliders Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Yers another good un! A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son asking What's wrong? I told you to be quiet." The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said "Should we eat them here or take them with us?" I panicked... :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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