Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 .........And you have a bet with him you'll be taken a girl home worth £500. It's 1am, nothings gone your way on the pulling front and the club is %90 blokes (And no it's not a gay club) All of a sudden you feel a female hand tap you on the shoulder, feeling your luck is about to change and.................. ................. .......... ................ ........................ .............. ................. .......It's an young version of Ann Widecombe! She gives you a seductive wink and says "Your place or mine". Looking around you realise this is your last chance to win the bet Now do you: a) Run away and pay your mate B) Do the deed for £500 c) Play nasty and turn her down, but tell your mate if he doesn't forget the bet you'll show the boys down the local the pics taken of him and a lady boy when in bankok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Possibly do the deed.... I mean, isn't it situations like this that doggy style with your eyes shut was invited? Close 'em and think of England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3_RED Posted February 25, 2004 Report Share Posted February 25, 2004 OR tell him to forget about the bet. THEN tell him you want £500 or you will show the pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcityup Posted February 26, 2004 Report Share Posted February 26, 2004 Whats wrong with Anne Widecombe!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Club and Country Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 do the deed money and pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dolman Moaner Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Do it, she maybe no Miss Pretty, but she's better than missing out. Younger lads, take a tip from me when you are out on the pull (something I haven't done for many a year I will hasten to add) Go ugly early..............avoid the rush. And no, this isn't how I met Mrs Moaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest realjet Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Ok so this Beyonce lookalike says "you can have sex with me for £300" would you? You'd still be £200 up after all...(or you could have Ann Wasserface's double and keep the £500?) I would never pay for it btw, it's just a situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STA-BS14 Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Doggie Stylee so you dont have to see her face or wrinkley tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Take her home, but pretend to fall asleep when it comes down to it................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest black golf Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 ann widecome is a thorn bird 12 pints of blackthorn she looks ok 500 coins got to be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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