Northern Red Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Scottish Humour at it's best!On Wayne Rooney..."It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think youare the right man to turn things around?Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"Strachan: "I don't do impressions"Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big noseGary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 They're all Hilarious, but I think the Velocity one is my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RedwardsV1 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 They're all Hilarious, but I think the Velocity one is my favourite. definatley I also am a big fan of the impressions one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTauntonian Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 bloke is bloody legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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