Scrumpymeup Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 A young man called Peter invited his mother to dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate that met the eye.Reading his mums thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon and I are just flatmates".About a week later Simon came to Peter saying "ever since your mother came to dinner i've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?""Well, I doubt it, but i'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter.So he sat down and wrote:Dear mother, i'm not saying you "did" take the frying pan from my house, i'm not saying that you "did not" take the frying pan, but the fact of the matter remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love Peter.XXSeveral days later, Peter received an e-mail from his mother which read:Dear Son,I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Simon and I'm not saying you "do not" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now.Love mum.X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BCFC_JOHNERZ_88 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 It's about time I admitted to this forum that I suffer from incontinence. I apologise if you find yourself sitting next to me at a game. It's about time I admitted to this forum that I suffer from incontinence. I apologise if you find yourself sitting next to me at a game. i never said that :@ :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 It's about time I admitted to this forum that I suffer from incontinence. I apologise if you find yourself sitting next to me at a game. i never said that :@ :@Don't care whether it's true or not, but bags me the shallow end at Ashton Gate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeNeRz Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 O my i...1 2 3Anddddddddd Breathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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