B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Least you should be smiling now, GAYS can get married, good luck.Very mature, my good fellow!I thought i was 16 and you were 40 odd, surely that sort of comment should be the other way round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Very mature, my good fellow!I thought i was 16 and you were 40 odd, surely that sort of comment should be the other way round?You could be right, but explain it to your boyfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 You could be right, but explain it to your boyfriend!Should i take him up the aisle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Should i take him up the aisle? You probably have already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 what do snowmen eat 4 breakfast = snow flakeswhy does santa claus go down the chimney on christmas eve = because it soots him what happens when you drop a snowball in aglass of water = it gets wetwhat did the big candle say to the little candle = I'm going out tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 You probably have already!Is that a sense of humour I'm beginning to find in you Brianred?Well done sir!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 You probably have already!Is that a sense of humour I'm beginning to find in you Brianred?Well done sir!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Is that a sense of humour I'm beginning to find in you Brianred?Well done sir!!!Well seeing you asked twice, i try and look back on my youth, and think what went wrong, then realise i've seen City to many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Well seeing you asked twice, i try and look back on my youth, and think what went wrong, then realise i've seen City to many times.Its coming back, keep going!!! Crack another one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Its coming back, keep going!!! Crack another one!As i said before have a good christmas Robbo. Fight you next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 As i said before have a good christmas Robbo. Fight you next year!You better get down the gym then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 You better get down the gym then!No need to mention your boyfriends name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 No need to mention your boyfriends nameElton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Brightside Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 young son walks in on his parents having sex(mother on top). the boy ask's what's going on. the mother say's "just trying to flatten your dad's tummy" son replies " your wasting your time, mrs murphy from next door comes in when your at work, get's on her knee's and blow's him back up again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 young son walks in on his parents having sex(mother on top). the boy ask's what's going on. the mother say's "just trying to flatten your dad's tummy" son replies " your wasting your time, mrs murphy from next door comes in when your at work, get's on her knee's and blow's him back up again"No hard feelings, but liked this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Brightside Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 No hard feelings, but liked this!it's ok, i'm sorry. i did mention it was from a gashead mate and all my city mates thought it was funny. it's just i forgot to change to a city fan's view. so i apologise for any misunderstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Young lad walks in to see his parents having sex. "Why are you doing that?", he asks his Dad. "Because your Mummy wants a baby", the Dad answered.The next week, he walks in to see Mum performing oral sex on his Dad. Again he asks, "why are you doing that?". Because Mummy wants a new BMW " Dad replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Man goes to the docs and is prescribed suppositories."What do I do with these?" he asks.Doc replies, "You put them up your back passage."A week later the man returns, and the doc asks how he is."Not good," the man replies. "I haven't got a back passage, so I put them in the kitchen instead. For all the good they did, I might as well have shoved them up my a##e." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 What do you call as gashead with a GCSE?Gifted(or "liar") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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